You watched a Sparkly film?! lol lol
The sparkly film was doused with humor at the stupidity of the plot, the inability of the actors to speak their lines without significant pause breaks, and the stupidity of the plot. I know I mentioned that before, but it needs to be mentioned again.
You know it's bad when the next 4 films (after the first) garner a 4.5 rating. Good thing young fans fawned over the muscular boys in the movie or it would have been a financial failure. I'm just as shocked as anyone that the third film made $300mil, and the next one made
$710mil!!!! Cleopatra Jones was a much better film and it didn't make near as much. Cool Corvette though.
Glitter?
Have you read the book?"World War Z", I enjoyed it.
Have you read the book?
Sorry to say I have not. Any good?
You'll be sorely disappointed in the movie when you read it! It was quite good; gave me nightmares.
Oh! And Superman II, the Donner cut.
Cleopatra Jones was a much better film and it didn't make near as much. Cool Corvette though.
I think this was directed at the "girlie" nature of the film.
Which is why I can't watch it without the Rifftrax commentators.
I've seen plenty of bad vampire, and wolf films, but the only GOOD one I saw where they were combined was Underworld.
With comments like this though, the movie is much more enjoyable...
Two characters and then a rifftrax commentator Mike Nelson
Bella: So, you're a werewolf.
Jacob: Yeah. Last time I checked.
Mike Nelson [as Jacob]: So I'm pretty good at basketball.
Of course a jab at Teen Wolf.
Then of course as the Native Americans are recalling the time they found a vampire, we have this added commentary from Mike Nelson again.
Billy Black: One day our warriors came across a creature.
[Flashback shows a group of Native Americans confronting a vampire wearing a coat with extremely long wrist ruffles]
Billy Black: It looked like a man...
Mike Nelson (as Billy): But its wrist ruffles showed that was a lie.
Billy Black: ...but it was hard as stone, and cold as ice.
Kevin Murphy: (singing) He was willing to sacrifice our love!
See, sparkly movies aren't bad at all with friends helping you through it.
+1 to Worf's opinion of "Them". It really is the best of its "species". And I think the ants looked pretty good, especially for the time it was made.
(If I hear a belt or bearing making a high-pitched squealing sound, I always think of giant ants attacking.)