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On in the background and with the sound off, I saw bits and pieces of The Land of the Pharaohs on TCM this morning. I've never seen it, but it looked good in a 1950s epic-ancient-history-movie way. Has anyone seen it - thoughts?
That film traumatized the heck out of me as a little kid, but leaving that aside for the moment, I watched it again just recently with my daughter. It's not a good movie, but it's fascinating in a number of ways. It is indeed a prime example of a mid-fifties ancient world epic made to combat the rise of TV, a widescreen color film with great costumes, exotic location shooting, and a literal cast of thousands. And it was made by legit geniuses: directed by Howard Hawks and written by no less than William Faulkner!
(Faulkner in a memo to the producers: "I must admit that I have no idea how an Egyptian pharaoh talked. So I'm going to write him like a Kentucky Colonel." !!!)
But again, it's not a good movie. It's worth seeing once... just barely. The long sequences of thousands of extras as the Egyptian army, citizens, slaves, and the builders of the pyramid are epic... but there's far too much of this second-unit material, and it eventually gets really boring. The acting varies from almost believable to terrible: Jack Hawkins as the pharaoh is miscast and seems uncomfortable. As a turncoat noble, Sydney Chaplin is terrible, as always. As the genius engineer of the pyramid and leader of his people (*), James Robertson Justice isn't bad. The method he uses to seal the pyramid is really interesting.
(* His people are newly captured slaves brought to Egypt, an insular people with odd beliefs... but the film doesn't have the guts to call them Hebrews, it's just left hanging for you to figure out! In this story, Egyptian citizens are happy to work on the pyramid to honor their living god... until years go by and they must to be forced to keep working. It's never even implied that the foreign-origin slaves help to build the pyramid.)
The main reason to see Land of the Pharaohs is 20-year-old Joan Collins as the villain, a scheming princess with her eye on the throne. She's an embryonic version of Alexis Carrington, and she slinks around and vamps it up - if not quite as over the top as Anne Baxter a bit later in The Ten Commandments - quite entertainingly. She's certainly the most compelling character, and she really sells her comeuppance at the end.
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As I said, I saw this film on TV circa 1962, and Collins' vivid performance at the end (which I won't spoil here) freaked me out, it took me a while to get over it. When Joan Collins next showed up on my TV - as Edith Keeler on Star Trek in 1967, when I was 12 - I was instantly totally smitten. But I didn't realize that it was the same actress who'd played evil Princess Nellifer, who'd made such a strong impression on me as a little kid, until decades later.
Anyway, Land of the Pharaohs is definitely worth a viewing as a curiosity... just don't expect a good movie!
We had that picture here during its first run, and there are scenes in it I will never forget. Very very strong stuff.
Our patrons thought so. They'd all come out the door after the show shaking their heads.