What happened to the joke forum?

[Hurricane Jack]

And it might be that the lovely lass has a good sense of humor?

True…but I’d be more inclined to believe that her sense of humor could afford her a car for $40K.

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[GHT]

 

[Edward]

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I'd tell you a dad joke, but having no kids of my own it'd be a faux pa.

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Barman looks at the rabbit and says "Are you a typo?"

 

[LostInTyme]

There is a particular kind of tea that some people are just unable to swallow. Do you know what kind?

REALITY

 

[LostInTyme]

I've given up on trusting trees, they're too shady.

 

[LostInTyme]

Today I went to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.

 

[Monte.C]

I've given up on trusting trees, they're too shady.

Today I went to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.

 

[LostInTyme]

OOPS, I thought the jokes were jokey.

 

[Monte.C]

Jokey or corny?

 

[LostInTyme]

Corny. like in corn dog? Or hot, like in hotdog. But, neither are really dogs?

 

[Monte.C]

 

[LostInTyme]

Early this morning, I was startled awake. I soon realized something wasn't right. My Cicada rhythms had been severely disturbed.

Now, I won't be able to get back to sleep for another seventeen years

 

[LostInTyme]

A man is walking on a beach, and finds a genie lamp. He picks it up and rubs the sand off the lamp. A Genie then appears and tells the man since he released him from the lamp, he will grant the man any single wish he desires.

The man says he would like a purple dinosaur.

The Genie thinks for awhile and tells the man that getting a purple dinosaur is almost impossible, and did he, the man, have another wish. The man thinks, and says to the Genie, teach me how to fold a fitted sheet.

The Genie then says, "I'll get you that purple dinosaur."

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Jokey or corny?

I read most of these jokes when I was a kid in my Grandma’s subscription to Readers Digest.

 

[Monte.C]

I read most of these jokes when I was a kid in my Grandma’s subscription to Readers Digest.

Oh! That changes everything! Well in that case they're hilarious and not painful at all. LOL.

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Tiki Tom]

The EverReady Bunny just got arrested.
charged with battery.

 

[Frunobulax]

I was getting dressed the other day and said to my wife, "Y'know, I look i the mirror and all I see is a fat old man. I need some encouragement, pay me a compliment."

She said, "Well, you're eyesight's pretty good!"