LizzieMaine
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We had a thread a while back about those features of the modern world we couldn't do without -- but how about those things we *could* do without?
I thought about it this morning when I had to go out and buy a new telephone for my office. The main phone in my house is a WE 202 from the early thirties, heavy enough to crack walnuts, and still functioning as well as it did the day it was built. My office phone, a plastic Radio Shack dingus, gave up the ghost last night after only nine years of use -- and I was appalled to discover that the phones out now are even chintzier than they were in 1997. The one I ended up getting feels for all the world like the hollow plastic toy phone I had when I was six.
So, tops on my list of things I could do without --
•Cheap Plastic Telephones.
I'd also add --
•Alarm clocks that beep or buzz instead of a good honest *RING*
•Franchised big-box stores on every corner pushing out local merchants
• Self-Adhesive postage stamps. I kind of liked the taste of that glue.
• Multiplex movie theatres. Hell for me would be a thirty-screen googolplex with no live projectionist, stale popcorn, and all the aesthetics of a cell block.
• The Designated Hitter Rule.
• Pull-ring soup cans. What, we're too dumb and lazy now to know how to use a can opener?
• Plastic grocery bags. What do kids use nowadays to cover their books for school?
• Unopenable plastic blister packs on items that could just as easily be sold loose.
How 'bout you? Let's all gripe together!
I thought about it this morning when I had to go out and buy a new telephone for my office. The main phone in my house is a WE 202 from the early thirties, heavy enough to crack walnuts, and still functioning as well as it did the day it was built. My office phone, a plastic Radio Shack dingus, gave up the ghost last night after only nine years of use -- and I was appalled to discover that the phones out now are even chintzier than they were in 1997. The one I ended up getting feels for all the world like the hollow plastic toy phone I had when I was six.
So, tops on my list of things I could do without --
•Cheap Plastic Telephones.
I'd also add --
•Alarm clocks that beep or buzz instead of a good honest *RING*
•Franchised big-box stores on every corner pushing out local merchants
• Self-Adhesive postage stamps. I kind of liked the taste of that glue.
• Multiplex movie theatres. Hell for me would be a thirty-screen googolplex with no live projectionist, stale popcorn, and all the aesthetics of a cell block.
• The Designated Hitter Rule.
• Pull-ring soup cans. What, we're too dumb and lazy now to know how to use a can opener?
• Plastic grocery bags. What do kids use nowadays to cover their books for school?
• Unopenable plastic blister packs on items that could just as easily be sold loose.
How 'bout you? Let's all gripe together!