LizzieMaine
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I have a 7 cubic foot refrigerator -- it's about 5 feet high and 30 inches wide. It contains a jug of water, a six-pack of Coca-Cola, a bottle of ketchup, a jar of Durkee's Famous Sauce, a jar of mustard, a bottle of soy sauce, a carton of eggs, a quart of milk, a package of sausage links, a half a head of lettuce, a package of sliced salami, a package of sliced ham, a package of sliced cheese, a casserole dish containing the remains of last night's macaroni and cheese, and the remains of a chocolate Easter rabbit. The freezer compartment contains half a bag of frozen green beans, half a bag of frozen french fries, half a bag of frozen peas, a half-pound piece of salmon, a chunk of deer meat someone gave me, and some ice cubes.
And there's still room left over.
And there's still room left over.