Unwelcome Houseguests

[Matt Deckard]

Word.

 

[vonwotan]

I would treat them the same way I treat party crashers - hide the food and the booze.

How do you deal with unwanted houseguests. The sort that leave all their stuff about your house and complain about your cat?

Regards,

Senator Jack

 

[Cacklewack]

Do bartenders edit their own posts for content often?

Matt

 

[Feraud]

It appears Tallulah is the only one behaving in Queens. :eusa_doh:

 

[Senator Jack]

The bartender deleted her post.

 

[Feraud]

lol O.k. here I was thinking she is above it all!

 

[Grnidwitch]

Always dig the grave first.

Use a wood chipper.

 

[LizzieMaine]

All you gotta do is say one sentence:

"Hey! You're just in time to help me organize my flip-flop collection!"

 

[koopkooper]

the trick is to never make them comfortable,if they start to complain the good thing is that they won't stay!!

 

[Zemke Fan]

Awww, jeez, Jack...

Bein' as youse from da city I thoughts maybe based on da title of dis thread dat youse was talkin' 'bout roaches or rodents... Maybe youse wuz!

 

[CharlieH.]

Serve...

 

[Paisley]

Make sure they have plane ticket home (preferably for the next morning) before you let them in the front door.

 

[52Styleline]

Charge up a pipe with the strongest Latakia tobacco I own and sit quietly and puff.lol

 

[BegintheBeguine]

All you gotta do is say one sentence:

"Hey! You're just in time to help me organize my flip-flop collection!"

pfffffft! lol (now I gotta get more coffee)

 

[MK]

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How do you deal with unwanted houseguests. The sort that leave all their stuff about your house and complain about your cat?

Regards,

Senator Jack

Is Matt not behaving himself?

 

[Mike in Seattle]

How do you deal with unwanted houseguests. The sort that leave all their stuff about your house and complain about your cat?

Regards,

Senator Jack

Bring in another cat or two, throw the guests stuff out the window and claim the cats did it. Or serve them Sidecars with sugared rims (colored sugar - even better) and claim it's the new "in" thing.