Unwelcome Houseguests

[Senator Jack]

How do you deal with unwanted houseguests. The sort that leave all their stuff about your house and complain about your cat?

Regards,

Senator Jack

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Suggest they sleep in the nearest Subway station instead.....either that or replace their toothpaste with something nasty like caulking.

 

[LolitaHaze]

Put nair in their shampoo.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Feed them the cat.

.

 

[Senator Jack]

And now he's coveting my umbrella!

 

[Matt Deckard]

It's a good umbrella... if it had a wangee handle it could end up missing. Quite frankly, I'm happy to be staying here... the taste in music is superb... The man who wrote the music for the Avengers and the rest of his works.

I just wish I wasn't stuck with the check all the time... the pressure is 'you pay or you sleep in the snow'.

 

[LolitaHaze]

Take the umbrella... it will help keep the snow off of you.

 

[Matt Deckard]

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[Tomasso]

Didn't the "Odd Couple" start out something like this?

 

[Matt Deckard]

Message edited for content by Matt deckard

 

[Hemingway Jones]

Just don't put a level on that umbrella.

 

[Senator Jack]

I spent hours straightening that thing out.

 

[Hemingway Jones]

I spent hours straightening that thing out.

Really? That's great! Good Job! lol

I'm jealous of you fellows down there. It looks like a good time. Though, I'll have to say that MK, Dalexs, Cheryl and I had quite the day yesterday. Though, I think, we were all in our beds by eleven.

 

[Benny Holiday]

I have a 1960 Chev Bel-Air

with a trunk the size of half a football field. Plenty of room for unwanted guests to feel how unwanted they are in there. lol

 

[Miss Neecerie]

I spent hours straightening that thing out.

oh this isnt -the- umbrella is it?

you straightened it!?!

bah

 

[Senator Jack]

Always dig the grave first.

 

[LolitaHaze]

Who needs a grave when you can chop them up and feel them to the dogs?

 

[Senator Jack]

Good Lord! Now he's singing Abba!

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Good Lord! Now he's singing Abba!

Its always such fun when two people sit across a room and post to a thread just to see what other people will post in response.

 

[Senator Jack]

Well, the alcohol helps.