Uncool, dorky things you won't be caught dead in

[Will Zach]

Just an idea for a fun thread where stylish folks can list what they think are super-uncool things they would never wear (with their jackets or otherwise, regardless of circumstances). I will start with two:

1. A bucket hat
2. A fanny pack

 

[ton312]

Pretty sure my bellbottoms will end up here. LOL. Wait 'til you see the next pair I'm about to unleash...I gotta be me damnit!

 

[JMax]

I would never wear Kontusz with Baczmagi.

 

[handymike]

I wear a bucket hat and flip-flops 85% of the time

 

[Yango]

Pyjamas and slippers wandering around the city… on busses… on planes… anywhere out in public.

 

[Observe]

I would never be weirdly obsessed with hundred year old leather jackets, oh wait

 

[zebedee]

Harrod's.

 

[handymike]

^^ except for that green Tudor...

 

[TLW '90]

Crocs or " shower shoes" as I call them , any sneakers that aren't a classic low top , sweat pants, pajamas in public, athletic shorts ( I need a belt and good pockets ), suits or any kind of formal wear / dress cloths.
Funerals are an exception for wearing dress cloths but I don't wear a tie aside from the bolo tie I wear on Christmas, I'm a blue collar guy living in a rural town so I just have zero need for dress cloths.
I won't wear corduroy, short shorts, swim trunks unless I'm swimming ( haven't swam since I was a kid ), I don't wear popular apparel brands or T shirts with the brand logos plastered on them.
I also would never wear sandals unless I was at the pool or beach / river, but I don't go swimming never been to the ocean and only go to the river /lake to fish which just means no sandals.

 

[TLW '90]

2. A fanny pack

For fishing I like them, but beyond that I carry everything in my pockets.
I used to wear one when I'd go to amusement parks with my dad as a kid but I don't like amusement parks anymore so that's done.

 

[Monitor]

FCL.

 

[torfjord]

FCL.

Hahaha good one!

 

[Carlos840]

I have never worn a tracksuit in my life and i intend to die having never worn one...

Also, shorts are wrong if you are older than 12.

 

[Spiney]

Jeep Wrangler

 

[MrProper]

This thread will be great as an example of how tastes vary.

 

[Observe]

I have never worn a tracksuit in my life and i intend to die having never worn one...

Also, shorts are wrong if you are older than 12.

You should try a tracksuit with leather jacket, Paulie style:

 

[Peacoat]

A hoodie under a leather jacket.

 

[ton312]

I wear a bucket hat and flip-flops 85% of the time
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I LOVED that movie!

 

[Spiney]

A hoodie under a leather jacket.

I feel like I should hate it, but I don’t, even though I’ve never done it.

 

[Will Zach]

... sandals with white tube socks...