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Too many lasers...

Matt Deckard

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Peraps it's just my eyesight getting worse with age, though i can't halp blaming it on all the dagnabid lasers I see at some of these stores.
You go to check out and right in your eye as bright as (well according to science brighter to the sun with it's focussed light) is a laser peering from where everything is scanned. I remember when they used to place odd plates over those scanners. I was in Wal-Mart today and when buying my pork chops I couldn't help trying to shade my eyes. Every dirction they were shining from the counters into the visual range of anyone over 3.5 feet tall.

The military decided to issue Oakley sunglasses and goggles to certain soldiers in the field because the lenses are able to reflect the harmful light away from your eyes. I need a pair of those for the next time I hit the Wal-Mart.
 

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