The Single & Ridiculously Good-Lookin' Room

[pretty faythe]

Anyone see any babes while shopping?????

everytime i passed by a mirror...lol

 

[Not-Bogart13]

everytime i passed by a mirror...lol

:cheers1:

 

[Josephine]

everytime i passed by a mirror...lol

:eusa_clap :eusa_clap Brava!!

 

[fourstarbanner]

In Dakota???? Bless you,:eusa_clap Seeing women in skirts over here in Frisco Bay is a rarity at anytime of the year.

Thank you, sir. lol Even though the jewelry at Target isn't as high quality as at a real jewelry store, I like to class it up a bit.

And pretty faythe, here's a cheers to that confidence!

 

[Lincsong]

Thank you, sir. lol Even though the jewelry at Target isn't as high quality as at a real jewelry store, I like to class it up a bit.

And pretty faythe, here's a cheers to that confidence!

Hey, all the diamonds come from the same guys in Antwerp. Put it in a robin's egg colored box and call it Tiffany's, no one will know the difference. Oh, and welcome to the thread.

 

[M Tatterscratch]

I have not and never will answer, or make, a so-called "booty call.

Nor will I. Let's see, could we form a society around that rule? lol

We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

2: After receiving the card, the recipient has three days in which to send a booty return-calling card before the initiating booty caller must reasonably assume that social intercourse is not desired.

3: As booty calls are usually paid in the small hours of the night, evening attire is recommended.

Form is everything, gents.

Miss Manners' Love-Child,

T.

 

[pretty faythe]

We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

2: After receiving the card, the recipient has three days in which to send a booty return-calling card before the initiating booty caller must reasonably assume that social intercourse is not desired.

3: As booty calls are usually paid in the small hours of the night, evening attire is recommended.

Form is everything, gents.

Miss Manners' Love-Child,

T.

lol oh this is good

 

[M Tatterscratch]

Gives new meaning to the term "Tailcoat", dunnit?

:eusa_doh:

Egad,

T.

 

[Josephine]

We should establish those rules first, gentlemen:

1: If a booty wishes to pay a call, it should first leave its booty-calling card, with the top left corner folded if the booty has left it in person.

Like this?

(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )

 

[fourstarbanner]

Like this?

(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )

lol Very nice!

 

[Diamondback]

Well played, Ms. Josephine and Tatterscratch! I'll give you two points each for creativity... lol

(You made me crack a smirk--a rare phenomenon indeed.)

 

[M Tatterscratch]

(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )

Rats! And I was just calling my printer

T.

 

[Ada Veen]

Like this?

(note: Calling card left in this instance is for illustrative purposes only. Calling card is neither meant nor implied to be invitation for "booty call". lol )

I laughed out loud! lol

Hopefully the cards are left somewhere discreet, not piling up on the mantelpiece in plain view of everyone.

 

[Josephine]

Hopefully the cards are left somewhere discreet, not piling up on the mantelpiece in plain view of everyone.

I think "booty calling cards" are left on the mantelpiece in the bedroom.

 

[Jovan]

You know, I may just be coming back here. *Sigh*

I don't know what I want.

 

[pretty faythe]

Awww.....it's ok, Joavn.

 

[Sertsa]

There's some brilliant stuff on the cards. But discreet yet classy. What if the cards use French salutations, but the names are in Pig Latin?

Monsieur Ertsasay

or just M. Ertsasay

 

[LocktownDog]

You know, I may just be coming back here. *Sigh*

I don't know what I want.

I want ice cream. Who's up for a trip to Baskin Robbins? We could make it one big singles pig-out. Pick a central location. Wichita, perhaps? lol

Richard

 

[Lincsong]

I want my MTV

(how I miss when they only showed music videos all the time:rage: )

 

[Not-Bogart13]

I want....

... something.