THE LITTLE RASCALS; Isthmus be my lucky day

[rumblefish]

Remember the Little Rascals, Our Gang? Recall any Quotes? favorite episodes?

"It might have choke Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie."

 

[BegintheBeguine]

Fidgets

"Hiya, Pal." No response. "What a pal."
"Hey, Goat, hold it!"

 

[Bugsy]

Remember the Little Rascals, Our Gang? Recall any Quotes? favorite episodes?

"It might have choke Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie."

How about the ever popular, "HI, crabby!!"?

 

[dhermann1]

Cannons to the right of them!
Cannons to the left of them!

 

[scotrace]

"C'mon Algebra. This is no place for you!"

"What'ya gonna do now, George Washington?"

"Aw gee fellas, I can't go campin'. I gotta stay home and grease Wheezer!"

"This horseradish mustard will fix that."

"My dear Miss Jones. We want you to give that Ralph guy the air..."

"Don't drink the milk!"
"Why not?"
"It's spoiled!"

 

[rumblefish]

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"Aw gee fellas, I can't go campin'. I gotta stay home and grease Wheezer!"

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Mary- Chubby, will you grease Wheezer for me?
Chubby- Sure, you want me to change his oil too?

 

[LizzieMaine]

"Sure ham an' eggs can talk -- they's sayin' hello to my stomach ri-i-ight now!"

 

[Badluck Brody]

!!!

"Why won't you kids go to sleep?!"

" cuz Buckwheat's got a headache in his stomach!"

" Oh he's got a.......A Headache in his STOMACH???!!!"

 

[J.S.Udontknowme]

"Otay"
"Yum yum eat um up"
"I wish Cotton was a monkey"

 

[LizzieMaine]

"Oh, is your dog a vegetarian?" "No ma'm, he's a Methodist!"

 

[saturnoir]

"Hmm. The dog likes pie."

"Where are we going?" "I don't know, but we on our way!"

 

[BegintheBeguine]

All so true.
Chubby: "Oh Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart", Jackie: "Oh Chubsy-Ubsy there's gonna be something heavy on your nose!"
And "I don't want to to get my picture took!"

 

[rumblefish]

He ain't got no license, he just got fleas.

 

[Bassman]

"I'm the Barber Of Seville....Figaro."

"Happy birthday Mr. Hood, happy birthday to ya.
To make your birthday turn out good, I give this present to ya."

"sniff, sniff, sniff...And we said you had a wooden leg...."

 

[Doh!]

"Poo, you can't read!"

 

[Twitch]

Spanky and another kid were somehow supposed to be babysitting a house full of little kids and babies and there was one toddler that said only one thing, "remarkable!"lol

An who could forget Buckwheat's, "OTAY!"lol

With Spanky and Alalfa presiding, "we call this meeting of the he-man woman-haters club to order."lol

 

[DutchIndo]

The "Kid from Borneo" Little Spanky in the kitchen with "Uncle George" the Wild Man (Yum Yum Eat 'em up !). Spanky is trapped in the kitchen sink:
Spanky : " Uncle George are you gonna eat me? "
Uncle George : "GRRRR !"
Spanky : " I don't think I'll taste so good Mom says I'm spoiled !"

 

[Bassman]

The big old bulging, quaking kitchen stove with the birthday cake inside of it that the rascals made...
"mweee mwowwwww...."

 

[DutchIndo]

This is not from the Little Rascals but from that era. This Comedy team reviled by mothers sneered at by wifes and girlfriends and emulated on playgrounds everywhere. Loved by all the guys growing up the 3 Stooges. The 3 Stooges are posing as Professors and are caught by the real ones:
Indignant German Professor: " That settles it ! Ve Vill return to Hamburg on ze Clipper !"
Curly: "I never hoid of such a thing !"
Moe: "Never hoid of what ?"
Curly: " He gonna get a Hambuger with a zipper !"

 

[Senator Jack]

Mr. Hood: And all I had today was a lettuce sandwich on gluten bread.

Mr. Hood (again): Oh, mama, a duck.

Incredibly effeminate chauffeur: I dare you. I defy you.

Man from the A&B chain store over telephone: Who is this?
Wheezer: I don't know. I can't see you.

I still use that last joke whenever someone calls me up and asks, 'Who is this?' lol

Regards,

Senator Jack