LizzieMaine
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A few years ago I was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway Park alongside about half a dozen college boys from BU -- and every half inning, they'd have another round of beer, those big ballpark beers in the souvenir cups. By the fifth inning, they were smashed out of their heads, and by the sixth, one of them was passed out cold -- an unhealthy bright red color, to boot. He was slumped forward in his seat, head between his legs, completely unconscious -- and instead of calling the usher for help, his friends *used him as an end table to hold their own beers.* He didn't come to until the game was almost over. If that's the "college experience," I'm glad I never went.