MissNathalieVintage
Practically Family
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September 11, 1926 -- the players in the drama.
View attachment 284946 The Mysterious Archibald is none other than Mr. Dardanella, the grieving widow's far-from-deceased husband, about to spring a trap of his own.
View attachment 284947 Sibyl shows up again in 1933, to throw a wrench into Peggy's romance with the fabulous Montgomery El Dorado, who is none other than J. Hartford Oakdale's long-lost father.
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Three years later she surfaces again, sensing opportunity when George is acting as campaign manager for a weak-minded senator.
View attachment 284950 And we last saw her in 1939 -- when George tried to fix her up with his Uncle Gumbo, Wild Man of the Austrialian Outback. Misunderstandings, as they always do, ensued.
What could she possibly be up to now?
...Mayor LaGuardia today announced a crusade against vandals who damage public property in the city's parks, and declared that those convicted on such charges will be sentenced to labor in those parks. The Mayor criticized judges who "go easy" on vandals, and called for an end to suspended sentences in such cases by informing Chief Magistrate Henry F. Curran that from now on, sentences may be suspended only if the vandals work off, under Parks Department supervision, the full value of the damage they caused. He stated that he has directed Parks Commissioner Robert Moses to establish special workshops in all five boroughs to see that these conditions are carried out....
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View attachment 285157 (Because nothing says "Christmas" like a bundle of wholesale magazines. "The kind Butch doesn't like, wink wink.")
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(Yeah, let's send a bundle to Mr. Bamberger. The old boy could use a laugh.)...
...Reader Lester Knapp takes note of the recent legalization of dog meat in Nazi Germany, and warns that if the war comes to America the same thing could happen here. He advises that immediate steps be taken to guard against any trend toward "the devouring of our faithful pets."...
...Gerta the Strip-Tease Picket seems to have gotten the attention of her bosses at Universal Studios, with producers David Loew and Alfred Lewin promising to reinstate her cut sequence from an upcoming film. After three days of increasing exposure in front of their office, actress Gerta Rozan was on the verge of removing her brassiere when Loew and Lewin rushed outside, took her into the office, and announced that all was forgiven. Universal's press agent is also worthy of notice for the attention given to the incident....
... Ahh! Ahh! I know where we're going now. We know that Sam is an agent of forces beyond the mortal plane -- so who better to use as his own chief operative than the shade of Nick Gatt himself, disguised in a hokey wig! It all falls into place now. Better watch out, Pete, you'll be boarding Nick's personal boat across the River Styx in no time at all!...
I hope the Iowa Night Club Girl story makes it to the News -- something tells me it would fit right in on Page Four.
...Denouncing the Sanitation Department's regulations on dogs as unconstitutional, City Court Justice Louis Goldstein today ordered Brownie the Dog released from custody and returned to his owner. The five-year-old cocker spaniel was led into the courtroom by Sheriff James Magnano, and leaped with joy upon being reunited with his mistress, Miss Ruth Fucelli of Sunset Park. Justice Goldstein ruled the Sanitation Department regulation under which Brownie was sentenced to death an unconstitutional seizure of property without due process, and also ruled that no evidence had been presented to prove that Brownie actually bit a bill collector, a gas man, and a newsboy....
...Bitter cold will continue its grip on the borough today, with this morning's low temperature of 19 degrees setting a new record for the date. Although the mercury rose to 34 degrees by noon today, it is expected to plunge again overnight, and the cold spell will continue for at least the next 48 hours....
... View attachment 285469 ("We oughta do t'is," says Joe. "Five bucks down, an' looka allat meat!" "Where we gonna put allat meat?" replies Sally. "Innat lit'l icebox?" "Nah," says Joe. "Onna fire escape! Iss col' out, ainnit? It'lkeep." "Nah," says Sally. "Issat funny Bohack meat. 'Member we haddita't time over ta Ma's house? Tasted funny. I t'inkissem rays 'eyputtit unna." "Nah," says Joe. "It's jussaway ya Ma cooks it." "What?" says Sally. "Nutt'n," says Joe. "Hey, you see t' Bungles today? Oh, 'at George, whassee gonna gittinna nex'?")...
...A 24-year old Flatbush woman was hospitalized this morning after dislocating her jaw aboard a BMT train. Miss Yvonne Smith of 387 Ocean Parkway was riding to work when she yawned as the train pulled into the Canal Street station, and threw her jaw out of joint. She was taken to Beekman Street Hosptial for treatment....
...Reader Alice Philips writes in to suggest a new verb: "to Nazi," meaning "to lie and distort, to browbeat and bluster, to attempt to terrify, ceaselessly and without shame, with deliberate propaganda and calculated cruelty."...
...Never mind that it only clinched second place, all Brooklyn is celebrating the fact that for the first time since 1930, the Football Dodgers beat the Giants -- and not only that, they did so on their ancient enemy's own home sod. The Grid Flock rang down the curtain on the 1940 National Football League campaign with a 14-6 win at the Polo Grounds, before 54,993 spectators, a goodly number of them cheering fanatically for Jock Sutherland's squad in a game the normally-dour Scotsman deemed the greatest his team has ever played. The victory gives Brooklyn eight wins on the season -- the best record ever posted since pro football came to the borough in 1930, and the first time the Dodgers have ever finished ahead of the hated Giants. Both touchdowns came on Ace Parker passes, proving once again that he is the greatest football player in the land....
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When I was very small, my father had a pie route for the Cushman Baking Company, and somehow I got into the back of his truck one day and went to town on several chocolate cream pies. He ended up losing his job not long after, but I have always felt it was worth it. All of which is a way of saying I Am There for this.....
... Point of order: We've never seen anything to indicate that Bill actually plays an instrument in his band -- and there's no reason he can't stand up front waving a stick with his left hand instead of his right. There's nothing to keep him from doing radio and recording dates until the wrist heals, and that would certainly keep him before the public. Movies aren't really that big a deal in the band business anyway.....
That story makes me nervous. I'm really hoping the dad is a good guy who wants to help his daughter, but a part of me, for no good reason, doesn't trust him - just a hunch. That said, the daughter is no Jean Valjean as she and her boyfriend (he's suspect too) were whooping it up at the nightclubs with stolen money.