No matter how many times I see this I still laugh every time.
No matter how many times I see this I still laugh every time.
No matter how many times I see this I still laugh every time.
...A 62-year-old Connor Avenue man appeared in Bay Ridge Court today to accuse his wife of disorderly conduct. Vincent Marra told Magistrate John F. X. Masterson that his 60-year-old wife Teresa has refused to give him any fish for the past four years. After reviewing the Penal Code for several minutes, the magistrate asked Mr. Marra for a further explanation. My wife feeds me left-over macaroni and potatoes," he complained. "Never any fish. No meat." Mrs. Marra retored "He hasn't given me any money for the past four years." The magistrate dismissed the charges on the promise that Mrs. Marra would give Mr. Marra a little fish and meat now and then. ....
...A possible break is expected soon in the standoff between Dodger first baseman Dolph Camilli and team president Larry MacPhail. Camilli was allowed today to suit up and work out with the team at its Clearwater spring training base, and he is expected to sign soon at the disputed figure of $15,000 for the 1940 season.....
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(Lichty should have had a cartoon about this.)...
...Mrs. A. M. writes to Helen Worth to recommend that boarding house living is just the quiet, pleasant thing for an elderly woman who lives alone. Clearly Mrs. A. M. does not read comic strips.....
...Brooklyn's legitimate junk dealers are organizing a trade association to protect the borough's housewives from unscrupulous racketeers who have infested the scrap-metal trade. The United Junkmen's Association of Brooklyn will send out representatives to women's clubs to demonstrate how to tell an honest junk dealer from a crooked one. Participating junkmen will equip all their employees with photographic identification badges which will be prominently worn whenever they are on the job.....
...Should performers be credited on daytime serials? Members of the American Federation of Radio Artists think so, and they're putting pressure on sponsors to give such credits. Sponsors argue that to do so would "shatter the illusion" that serial characters are real people, and that with only fifteen minutes per episode, there's little time for credits. Actors and actresses note that announcers usually give their names at the close of each broadcast, so why should they be left out? Actress Minerva Pious, in the latest issue of "Stand By," AFRA organ, declares that such credit is given in every other field of entertainment, and radio should be no different. "The radio audience has right to know," she maintains, "who is taking up its time."....
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BARE POLICE CORRUPTION IN TRACY CASE....
I'm amazed that fish story ended up in regular day court. It has Brooklyn-Queens Night Court written all over it. There are people who think comic strip couples like Willie and Mamie or George and Jo are exaggerations, but clearly, real life and the funnies had a lot in common.
I just gave another look at those mug shots of the murder-for-hire suspects, and my gawd. If your name is "Seymour Magoon," and you live in Brownsville in 1940, it's like you just can't escape your destiny.
It does my heart good to see that Minnie Pious was the leader of that AFRA campaign. She was the greatest female dialectician ever to work in radio, and I learned a lot of my own technique from listening to how she didn't just "do voices" but gave them individual personalities. Don't mess with Mrs. Nussbaum, I'm tallink you.
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Nice hat, too. Unfortunately, the best the union could do in this case was get a concession that leading cast members would be credited once a week, usually on Fridays, which was better than nothing, but it still smarted to stand there and hear the announcer honk out his own name five days a week. In yer ear, Stuart Metz. Up yours, George Ansbro. Nertz to you, Ralph Edwards.
I think that "The Higher One" is "We Can't Call him Der Fuehrer Because We're Not Actually At War With Him," sort of like Caniff and "The Invader." And yeah, I'd say those first two panels are a clumsy recap of Sunday. A lot of strips that carry the story thru the Sunday page end up wasting Monday with a lot of exposition for readers whose papers don't carry that page.
I'm very impressed with Miss Raven Sherman, and I especially like that Mr. Caniff didn't give her that usual generic "pretty girl" face that shows up so often in comics. She looks like a real lived-in sort of person, and I look forward to getting to know her better. I'm sure Pat does too.
+1 to Harold's saddle shoes. It's a little early in the year, but what the hell.
So do you think The Eagle kept the make of the car quiet for its advertisers?
Brooklyn gangdom is wasting no time trying to foil District Attorney William O'Dwyer's crusade against the Brownsville "Murder For Hire" racket, with the DA's office revealing today that an eyewitness to the 1933 murder of thug Alexander "Red" Alpert was offered a $5000 bribe -- while he was being held at the West Side Jail in Manhattan. O'Dwyer declared that the offer was made on February 7th by none other than Abraham Frosch, confessed bail-bond racketeer, who is said to have told witness Harry Rudolph that "my mother will get you five thousand bucks if you put [Abe] Reles and Buggsy [Goldstein] on the street." O'Dwyer says this offer was delivered "with all the bold effrontery usually credited to cinema racketeers of the Little Caesar type."
Meanwhile, the District Attorney's office is continuing to peel back the layers in its continuing probe of the "Murder for Hire" racket, with Mr. O'Dwyer stating that it appears that this racket was in full operation in Brooklyn as far back as the July 1928 slaying of gangster Frankie Yale, who was shot to death while driving his flashy new car along a quiet street in Bay Ridge. The murder of "Red" Alpert is also believed to be the work of this organization, with Reles, Goldstien, and Anthony "Duke" Maffatore now held for that shooting. Maffatore is also believed connected to two shootings-for-hire in the Catskills, and will be questioned by an upstate grand jury later today. Those cases include the murder of Brooklyn taxicab driver Irving Ashkenas, who made frequent runs between Brooklyn and Sullivan County, and was found with sixteen bullets in his back in the Catskills town of Hurleyville on September 6, 1936, and the July 1937 killing of Walter Sage, cabbie turned mob enforcer, whose body was found chained to a slot machine floating in Swan Lake in the Sullivan County town of Liberty.
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At present, O'Dwyer believes he can link at least fifteen as-yet-unsolved gangland slayings to the "Murder For Hire" ring, with more likely to be uncovered as the investigation continues. He is also investigating possible links between the Brownsville-based operation and the notorious Purple Gang of Detroit.
Assistant District Attorney Burton Turkus adds a few grisly details to the operating methods of the Brownsville murder ring, observing that it seems to be standard procedure for the gang's operatives to pump the abdomens of their victims full of bullets, so that the perforations will allow decomposition gases to escape, thus preventing "floaters" after the body is dumped in a lake or a river. But Turkus notes that occasionally this technique fails -- pointing to the Walter Sage case, where the bullets failed to penetrate the excess fat in the victim's belly and the body bobbed to the surface after about two days in the water. Turkus also notes that the gangsters erred in dumping Sage's body in Swan Lake, where the water temperatures are insufficiently cold to slow decomposition....."
...A 40-year-old Valley Stream woman was led around her home today and introduced to family members and familiar objects she failed to recognize. Mrs. Marie Corbett had been hospitalized for three weeks with a severe case of pleurisy, but after her release wandered off "in a fog" until she was picked up by a police patrolman near Madison Square Garden. She was taken to Roosevelt Hospital, where she was pronounced a victim of amnesia. Her husband John Corbett insisted on taking her home to their residence at 187 Roosevelt Street, but she showed no sign of recognition when she saw him or their three children....."
...Three children saved their mother from their axe-wielding father, foiling a murder attempt at their home in Greenpoint. Thirty-eight-year-old Mrs. Marie Obochowski was attacked in her residence at 121 Driggs Avenue by her estranged husband, 40-year-old Peter Obochowski, from whom she has been separated since last fall. They were to appear in Domestic Relations Court this morning, but Obochowski instead ambushed Mrs. Obochowski in the basement of the six-family house with a hatchet. Obochowski struck her several blows about the neck and head, and her screams awakened the children, aged 16, 15, and 12, who rushed to the basement and fought off their father until a neighbor could summon the police. Obochowski managed to escape and fled the basement. He remains at large. Mrs. Obochowski was treated for her injuries at Greenpoint Hospital and released....."
...Gossip columnist Clifford Evans claims to have the inside dope on how the Brownsville murder gang works its racket -- rubbing out victims to order for as little as $5 a head. He claims that the Brownsville boys work thru the Purple Gang in Detroit, which handles all the booking arrangements and ensures that the gunmen all have foolproof alibis. And he further claims that the Purple Gang flies Brooklyn hoods in to take care of business in the Midwest as well. (Mr. Evans had better watch his step, I imagine he might be a premium-priced hit. Not as much as Winchell, of course, but probably at least a $10 or $15 job.)..."
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Ah -- I must've missed it. One moment (rustles paper) --....
...Annie's current father-figures have distinctively different worldviews.
That's a good one but it's no Spring Cleaning.Boodla-racka-sacky!