LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
"Thatt's roit," frowns Ma. "Ruuuuuuin th' maaaarket!"
I'm impressed they wrote this without ever once mentioning Tommy Manville.
"I learned this trick from that new Marine captain, you know, the one who looks like Cary Grant. Funny how he keeps calling me 'Irwin.'"
Deathbed conversion.
Never try to play chess with a ten year old girl.
"And maybe -- what's that line -- 'send a salami to your boy in the Army!'
**snif**
The marital dance.
Y'know, Mamie, if you really want one you could probably kill and skin it yourself.
SURE THAT'LL WORK
"Thatt's roit," frowns Ma. "Ruuuuuuin th' maaaarket!"
I'm impressed they wrote this without ever once mentioning Tommy Manville.
"I learned this trick from that new Marine captain, you know, the one who looks like Cary Grant. Funny how he keeps calling me 'Irwin.'"
Deathbed conversion.
Never try to play chess with a ten year old girl.
"And maybe -- what's that line -- 'send a salami to your boy in the Army!'
**snif**
The marital dance.
Y'know, Mamie, if you really want one you could probably kill and skin it yourself.
SURE THAT'LL WORK