LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Ignorance has consequences.
"This is the Army" is a Christmas album? "Oh How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning!" Well, OK, I cede the point.
You're slipping, kids.
"Hey, wait, why I am I helping the old sap spend my inheritance!"
"Well, known in the last two weeks anyway..."
"Didn't one of you jokers bring a compass?"
I always think of Mr. Pipdyke as sounding like Eugene Pallette, which works well with the story we seem to be setting up here.
Actually, she died of massive internal injuries after being thrown off the back of a speeding truck on a rock road, but hey, maybe some blood might have helped a little...
"Hey, Reverend, do you have a guy enrolled here with a face like -- I dunno, how do I describe it? A face like an old corduroy jacket? No, that's not quite it...."
Presenting Margaret Hamilton, Nigel Bruce, and Joan Blondell...
Ignorance has consequences.
"This is the Army" is a Christmas album? "Oh How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning!" Well, OK, I cede the point.
You're slipping, kids.
"Hey, wait, why I am I helping the old sap spend my inheritance!"
"Well, known in the last two weeks anyway..."
"Didn't one of you jokers bring a compass?"
I always think of Mr. Pipdyke as sounding like Eugene Pallette, which works well with the story we seem to be setting up here.
Actually, she died of massive internal injuries after being thrown off the back of a speeding truck on a rock road, but hey, maybe some blood might have helped a little...
"Hey, Reverend, do you have a guy enrolled here with a face like -- I dunno, how do I describe it? A face like an old corduroy jacket? No, that's not quite it...."
Presenting Margaret Hamilton, Nigel Bruce, and Joan Blondell...