LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
And don't think you can cheat, Butch will be going door to door with a thermometer.
"There!" declares Miss Helen Hayes. "Let's see Katherine Cornell top THIS!"
"I notice that you have a dog. Where I come from we are forced to eat dogs to survive. This is a very good sandwich. May I have another?"
Well, they pay half a buck per mow.
Why don't you STUFF YOUR CHECKBOOK IN THE HOSE?
Snipe knows a lot of tricks.
"Hmm, nobody in this town but flood refugees. BUT THEY'LL LOVE A GOOD SHOW!"
"Yeah, this guerilla pirate queen I know says that a lot. Wait, I shouldn't have said that either, right?"
Still too much? Well, there's a doorknob, and for ten cents I'll sell you this piece of string.
My grandfather had hallucinations like this -- right before he died. Nice going, kids.
And don't think you can cheat, Butch will be going door to door with a thermometer.
"There!" declares Miss Helen Hayes. "Let's see Katherine Cornell top THIS!"
"I notice that you have a dog. Where I come from we are forced to eat dogs to survive. This is a very good sandwich. May I have another?"
Well, they pay half a buck per mow.
Why don't you STUFF YOUR CHECKBOOK IN THE HOSE?
Snipe knows a lot of tricks.
"Hmm, nobody in this town but flood refugees. BUT THEY'LL LOVE A GOOD SHOW!"
"Yeah, this guerilla pirate queen I know says that a lot. Wait, I shouldn't have said that either, right?"
Still too much? Well, there's a doorknob, and for ten cents I'll sell you this piece of string.
My grandfather had hallucinations like this -- right before he died. Nice going, kids.