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Familiarity bred contempt, huh? Guess THAT infatuation episode is history.
...A Brighton, Massachusetts youth who deserted from the Army in September has been turned over to military authorities by his own father. Private Andrew Link Jr. was assigned to Battery E of the 26th Division, 108th Field Artillery at Camp Edwards in Falmouth, Massachusetts when he deserted, and had not been heard from until a friend of the family reported to Andrew Link Sr. that his son had been sighted in the Times Square section of New York. The elder Link came to New York himself and patrolled Times Square until he found another friend who advised him that his boy was working in a poolroom in the Bronx. Link Sr., who served two enlistments in the Navy and is a veteran of the First World War, immediately began patrolling the neighborhood around that poolroom, around 174th Street and the Boston Road, with two detectives, until he finally spotted his son. "That's my son!" declared Mr. Link. "A deserter from the Army! Take him away!"...
...("Hey," says Joe, brandishing an envelope. "I got a letter from Solly!" "He a general yet?" eyerollls Sally. "Lemme read ya. Says heeeh, 'Deah Joe. Inna envelope is a pictsha a' me, in uniform. Fits kin'a tight 'roun'a ahmholes, an'nat belt inna back is awful corny, but what kin'ya do. Ha ha. But seriously, t'is Army life ain' so bad once ya get use ta it. Te'y blow a bugle ta get ya up, anney blow a bugle ta tellya whenta eat, anney blow a bugle ta tell ya when ta go ta bed. In between tey don' need no bugle, 'cause t'ey got sergeants wit' plenny loud voices, I'm tellin' ya. It ain' like 'at foreman at t' good ol' Crown Pickle Woiks, y'know what I'm tellin' ya? Ya can't give t'ese sergeants t'razz like ya could him. No sensa humeh at all. But t'ey're pretty good guys if ya do what t'ey tell ya an' don' try no wise guy stuff. Am I behavin' myse'f? I'll tell t' woild I am! I do'wanna peel no moeh potatas'n I hafta. Did you eveh get t'at job at Sperry's? If ya did I betcha sittin' pretty! How's Sal anna Baby? Hope ya had a good Chris'mas, an' ya mot'er-in-law...' "Um, an' he goes on' an' on, you know Solly." "Yeh," nods Sally." "He goes on an' on." "Sez here 'one more t'ing, you still got t'em dice Sal's brut'ta give ya? How bout you do me a faveh, ol' man, an' sen' 'em out heah. T'ere is lots of action, an' I wanna get my piece of it. Ha ha. Keep 'em flyin'! Ya pal, Private Solomon J. Pincus, U. S. A.' Oh, t'at Solly." "Yeah, don' send 'em no dice," laughs Sally. "Heah -- heah's a patata peeleh. Sen'nim'n'at!")...
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View attachment 391880 ("Louisiana Purchase" shares with "Hellzapoppin" the idea of filming an unfilmable play -- but "Purchase" wasn't considered unfilmable because it was too zany, it was considered unfilmable because it would violate Breen Office restrictions on political satire. And so the film opens with an elaborate disclaimer insisting that everything to be shown is entirely fictitious -- staged as a musical number. Olsen and Johnson would approve.)...
Familiarity bred contempt, huh? Guess THAT infatuation episode is history.
...Retracting his previous plea for a "silent New Years' Eve," Mayor LaGuardia today gave New Yorkers his blessing to "go out and have a good time." Casting an eye to the sky, the Mayor declared "the weather is in our favor. I don't think that son of a ----- can send any planes over tonight." And if there was any doubt as to the identity of the person so identified, the Mayor added, "I mean Hitler." Celebrations will go forward as usual, with the only noisemakers prohibited to be sirens and horns that might be mistaken for official air raid warnings....
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("She's gonna be all right, I think," says Sally, gazing down at Leonora, who is finally dropping off to sleep. "It's jus' t' colic made 'eh sick. I give 'er a lit'l paregoric t'set'l'eh down." "'At's awright," sighs Joe, "I din' really wanna go out anyways. Let's jus' toin' onna radio an' get some good dance music, an' maybe we c'n do a lit'l steppin' right heeeh inna livin' room." "Been a helluva yeeah, ain' it?" observes Sally. "Yeeah ago, who'da 'magint? Us wit' a baby, you wit' a new job, an' a war on besides. Who knows where we gonna be a yeeah f'm now? Maybe Flatbush!" "Hey," says Joe. "Lissen heeah, I got Goodman onna radio. C'mon, kid, on inta 1942! Let's swing it." "Yeah," nods Sally. "Let's swing it!")...
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(As far as adaptations of 1940s stage plays go, "The Man" stands out as perhaps the most faithful to its source material, giving you a real taste of what it would have been like to see the actual show. You don't have to know who Alexander Woolcott was and what he was like to appreciate it, but if you do, Monty Woolley's characterization moves from entertaining to genius.)...
...The "Mary Worth" strip assigned to January 1 is the strip published yesterday in the Eagle, and it turns out that the strip the Eagle skipped is the December 29th release.......
...District Attorney William O'Dwyer today announced the formation of a confidential investigatory detective squad responsible only to the prosecutor's office. The announcement of the new secret squad followed a half-hour conference yesterday at City Hall between the District Attorney and Mayor LaGuardia, the first time the two had met face to face since September, and the meeting, from which the two men emerged "in an amicable mood," was seen as marking the end of a bitter political feud that erupted in the wake of the Mayor's defeat of Mr. O'Dwyer in the November mayoral election. Former acting detective captain Frank Bals, who abruptly retired from the Police Department in the wake of the jurisdictional dispute between the Mayor and the District Attorney, will be appointed head of Mr. O'Dwyer's secret squad at a salary of $5,000 a year. Detectives appointed to that squad will receive $3000 per year, with the salaries to be paid out of an annual budget appropriation of $20,000. With the creation of the new squad, about forty detectives presently assigned to the District Attorney's office by the Police Department will be released for regular police duty...
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Why does this feel like a Carole Lombard movie?....
I'm not sure why that is. I've seen some papers do it, -- the Bangor Daily News here in Maine has never published a Sunday edition, so they do the color Sunday section on Saturday right along with the regular daily strips. But clearly Mr. Schroth doesn't feel it's necessary. The Eagle comic page is laid out pretty tight, so they'd have to find someplace else in the paper to put the extra strips -- which would mean displacing something else. There are "house ads" promoting the paper spotted occasionally across the layout, and those could possibly go, but maybe Mr. S. is of the sort who tends to look down on the funnies more as a necessary evil than as an essential selling point of the paper. You know if the News ever missed a strip, they'd do whatever they had to do to make it up.