Shangas
I'll Lock Up
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- Melbourne, Australia
It really is NOT worth it.
Can you imagine what would happen if you got onto a plane wearing a three-piece suit and a fedora?
"Sir, your tie is a strangulation-hazard".
"I did it up myself".
"Yes, but you could use it to strangle the pilots".
"Sir, your hat could be concealing a pocket firearm. I'll have to confiscate it for the safety of mankind".
"Sir, your vest might be bulletproof. Now why would you need a bulletproof vest if you didn't already know that there would be a terrorist attack on this plane? You're gonna have to come with us..."
"Sir, I believe your tie-bar is the final component of the detonation-device used to blow up the bomb you clearly have hidden in your briefcase. I'm gonna have to ask you to strip..."
My uncle, who lived through the Fall of Singapore in 1942, and who is now over seventy years old, told me quite flatly, that he almost refuses to go flying anymore. It's such a pain in the ass he just can't put up with it.
I reckon it had something to do with the whole: "I lived through WWII to look forward to THIS?" kind of thing.
Can you imagine what would happen if you got onto a plane wearing a three-piece suit and a fedora?
"Sir, your tie is a strangulation-hazard".
"I did it up myself".
"Yes, but you could use it to strangle the pilots".
"Sir, your hat could be concealing a pocket firearm. I'll have to confiscate it for the safety of mankind".
"Sir, your vest might be bulletproof. Now why would you need a bulletproof vest if you didn't already know that there would be a terrorist attack on this plane? You're gonna have to come with us..."
"Sir, I believe your tie-bar is the final component of the detonation-device used to blow up the bomb you clearly have hidden in your briefcase. I'm gonna have to ask you to strip..."
My uncle, who lived through the Fall of Singapore in 1942, and who is now over seventy years old, told me quite flatly, that he almost refuses to go flying anymore. It's such a pain in the ass he just can't put up with it.
I reckon it had something to do with the whole: "I lived through WWII to look forward to THIS?" kind of thing.