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This may be of interest. It's a little something I posted on the 'What's left to invent' thread.
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The BIWIN Automatic In-Home Pet Fur Accumulator and Felter.
Once it has automatically gathered and cleaned the required quantity of your own pet's fur, the BIWIN Automatic In-Home Pet Fur Accumulator and Felter will blend it with other fibers chosen by you, the home user * into a fine, densely woven, premium felt. The felt will then be automatically teleported to Art Fawcett, Steve Delk, or your hatter of choice who will render a stunning creation from these dearly-cherished remnants and teleport it back to you within....
*Natural fibers suitable for blending may be purchased from BIWIN, Inc. at a reasonable charge and include, but are not limited to: Black Bear, Polar Bear, Grizzley, Panda, Ferret, Mink, Otter, Wolverine, Hare, Beaver, Nutria, Polecat, Wallace, and Grommet.
No living creature is killed, maimed, injured, or insulted during the harvesting of it's fur.
All creatures donating fur to BIWIN, Inc. are farm-raised from the purest genetic cloning stock available.
Keep watching for the ultimate in available furs for blending as BIWIN, Inc. introduces the latest in cloned furs from extinct specimens and creatures of antiquity.
BIWIN, Inc. keeping you aHead of the pack.
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Brought to you by Bristol-Myers-Kellog-Squib-Harry-David & Tonto
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The BIWIN Automatic In-Home Pet Fur Accumulator and Felter.
Once it has automatically gathered and cleaned the required quantity of your own pet's fur, the BIWIN Automatic In-Home Pet Fur Accumulator and Felter will blend it with other fibers chosen by you, the home user * into a fine, densely woven, premium felt. The felt will then be automatically teleported to Art Fawcett, Steve Delk, or your hatter of choice who will render a stunning creation from these dearly-cherished remnants and teleport it back to you within....
*Natural fibers suitable for blending may be purchased from BIWIN, Inc. at a reasonable charge and include, but are not limited to: Black Bear, Polar Bear, Grizzley, Panda, Ferret, Mink, Otter, Wolverine, Hare, Beaver, Nutria, Polecat, Wallace, and Grommet.
No living creature is killed, maimed, injured, or insulted during the harvesting of it's fur.
All creatures donating fur to BIWIN, Inc. are farm-raised from the purest genetic cloning stock available.
Keep watching for the ultimate in available furs for blending as BIWIN, Inc. introduces the latest in cloned furs from extinct specimens and creatures of antiquity.
BIWIN, Inc. keeping you aHead of the pack.
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Brought to you by Bristol-Myers-Kellog-Squib-Harry-David & Tonto