John Lofgren Monkey Boots Shinki Horsebuttt - $1,136 The classic monkey boot silhouette in an incredibly rich Shinki russet horse leather. 
Grant Stone Diesel Boot Dark Olive Chromexcel - $395 Goodyear welted, Horween Chromexcel, classic good looks. 
Schott 568 Vandals Jacket - $1,250 The classic Perfecto motorcycle jacket, in a very special limited-edition Schott double rider style. 
Everybody is allowed to be fooled once, maybe twice, but any more than that an a visit to a mental health professional is in order.
The Onion is just plain great. Have it in my favorites.The Onion said:
Still, each to his own. Other folks can have kids if they want. Naturally I'll reserve the right to an opinion on how they raise theirs even though I don't want any myself - I'll be the one paying them to wipe me in a nursing home some day, after all! This just caught my eye but owning every jacket in Aero or Eastman's catalogue(Other jacket makers are included, there are just too many to list haha) would probably be cheaper and less stressful than bringing up a child these days.
