LizzieMaine
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Welcome to my "We Traded Mookie for WHAT?" World.
Annoyance du jour (well, more often than not, it seems): The US Postal Service.
Mother in law (Pennsylvania hinterlands) sent a package to us via priority mail on November 20. It arrived in Harrisburg on the 21st, then in Cleveland on the 22nd. We live in the Cleveland east suburbs and have yet to received our package. So much for the homemade bread she sent us.
Why again hasn't the post office gone under?
Unnaturally white teeth.
In supermarket, I'm always thinking, who's really buying these "whitener" toothpastes?
In a country in denial about class divisions, a mangled mouth is the clearest indication of second-class citizenship. Missing or rotting teeth are like a scarlet T, declaring their owner to be trash. Sered and Fernandopulle describe the way that a group of well-meaning Idaho women who volunteered at clinics and early childhood development programs judged "those people" who weren't able to get dental care for themselves or for their children. "These middle-class women," they wrote, "identified bad teeth as a sign of poor parenting, low educational achievement, and slow or faulty intellectual development." When Stu Price, Ed Helms' character in The Hangover, wakes up in Las Vegas and discovers he is missing a front tooth, his horrified response is to declare, "I look like a nerd hillbilly." Every lazy screenwriter knows how to label a character as a menacing half-wit: give him gnarly teeth and a sleeveless T-shirt.
Having "the whitest of the white" teeth seems to be far more of an obsession here in the U.S. than it is throughout the rest of the world, pretty much like everything else we Americans tend to overindulge in. I can't fault anyone for taking a proper amount of care when it comes to their oral health, but so many of these whitening products seem like overkill and my dentist once told me that some of them do more harm than good.In supermarket, I'm always thinking, who's really buying these "whitener" toothpastes?
Whatever you do, don't come to the Los Angeles area of California during the Independence Day and/or New Year's Day celebrations if itty bitty M80s bother you, 'cause people here have connections and seem to be able to acquire unlimited quantities of professional grade "this will take down a 747" skyrockets that go on for several hours.Celebratory firecracker nuts.
Expected last night, nothing wrong with a bit of New Year hoopla especially last year.
But the heavy M80 fools need to dial it down to just Black Cats.
Just do a few meows, a couple of cat packs boys, then have a drink or two.
Whatever you do, don't come to the Los Angeles area of California during the Independence Day and/or New Year's Day celebrations if itty bitty M80s bother you, 'cause people here have connections and seem to be able to acquire unlimited quantities of professional grade "this will take down a 747" skyrockets that go on for several hours.