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When I was still in the Army, if I saw anyone reporting in for the first time in my orderly room and I had time, I'd pop out of my office, introduce myself and ask the usual questions (where are you from, how long have you been here and what do you think of the area so far, etc).
One kid right out of AIT was from "Joisey" and right out of Central Casting for the type. He decried all the people he'd been in basic and AIT with who were, "From the Sout" meaning the South. I'll never forget his very words in the thickest 'Noo Yawk" type accent I've ever heard outside of a comedy routine:
"I can't stans all dose people from the Sout and how dey tawk. Dey soun' so stoopid when they tawk like dat!"
Every one of my orderly room people slowly started standing up and even my armorer started walking form the back, having heard that. Guess where they were all from?
I told him, "Look, Private, you should know by now that the Army has a lot of people from the South, including everyone in this room, including your Company Commander," while pointing to myself.
He really knew he'd put his foot in it then. In all fairness, I'd worked hard to talk in as a neutral accent as I can and today, it surprises people when I tell them I was raised in real Redneck country.
Nobody let him forget it, either. A week later, I was walking around a corner in the motor pool and I heard someone ask him, "Seriously, you complained about Southern people to the Company Commander?"
One kid right out of AIT was from "Joisey" and right out of Central Casting for the type. He decried all the people he'd been in basic and AIT with who were, "From the Sout" meaning the South. I'll never forget his very words in the thickest 'Noo Yawk" type accent I've ever heard outside of a comedy routine:
"I can't stans all dose people from the Sout and how dey tawk. Dey soun' so stoopid when they tawk like dat!"
Every one of my orderly room people slowly started standing up and even my armorer started walking form the back, having heard that. Guess where they were all from?
I told him, "Look, Private, you should know by now that the Army has a lot of people from the South, including everyone in this room, including your Company Commander," while pointing to myself.
He really knew he'd put his foot in it then. In all fairness, I'd worked hard to talk in as a neutral accent as I can and today, it surprises people when I tell them I was raised in real Redneck country.
Nobody let him forget it, either. A week later, I was walking around a corner in the motor pool and I heard someone ask him, "Seriously, you complained about Southern people to the Company Commander?"