Benny Holiday
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There's a coffee table leg in my living room I'm sure goes out of its way to connect with people's feet in a most violent and unnecessary manner. It's managed to attack every member of the household on more than one occasion, and has indeed broken toes several times. It is a nefarious and determined piece of metal, and continues to pursue its nasty agenda regardless of the epithets thrown at it.Inanimate objects, don't let anyone tell you that they are simply inanimate. The crash of saucepans and the very unlady-like language that followed, told me that our saucepans really do have a mind of their own.
How I sympathised with Tina, last week I was putting a couple of glass dessert dishes away. A wine glass, determined to get out, made three attempts before I started talking to it. I invited it to jump, seeing as it had every intention of doing so. It must have caught the disapproval in my tone, either that or it is fluent in profanity. Mercifully, it gave up.