ChiTownScion
Call Me a Cab
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"The Loo" is actually quite common in my town these days among a certain type of bourgie middle-aged women who want to sound more cosmopolitan than they really are. They are almost always accompanied by husbands in popped-collar polo shirts and new-looking Sperry Topsiders, who always ask where to find "the Head."
I always pretend to be baffled and then say "Oh, yeah, the can is downstairs."
When I'm in a nautical mood I announce, "I need to pump bilge.."