LizzieMaine
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Stealing gates was a very popular Halloween trick a hundred years ago, among other acts of vandalism, but it's a bit early yet for that...
And that's why whenever I'm in NYC I never bring along anything I can't afford to lose.
My introduction to City Ways came when I was living in California. Someone had given me a rattly old second-hand bicycle, since I didn't drive at the time, and I parked it behind my building while I went down to Thrifty Drug to buy a lock. When I got back -- not ten minutes later -- it was already gone.
But, again, this is nothing new. Light-Fingered Larry and Danny the Dip were even more rampant in the Era than they are today. A feature of every lunchroom, diner, and cheap cafe was the sign on the wall near the coatrack: WATCH YOUR HAT AND COAT, and women knew better than to leave their handbags untended for even a moment. As the old Berle gag went, "...and while I was watching my hat and coat, somebody stole my dinner!"
Of course, Berle stole that gag from Richy Craig Jr, which just goes to prove the point.
Meanwhile, why do I have to see these stupid little plastic dental-floss things all over the sidewalk and parking lots the ground and the shore and every other place where I happen to look down. Who is so fastidious that they have to floss their teeth when they're walking down the street and yet such an insufferable ass that they have to throw the floss-thing down on the ground when they're done with it? The world is not your personal wastebasket, whoever you are. How bout you keep your dirty bathroom crap in your bathroom.
I was at the store this morning and found that Kraft has cut the number of cheese slices in a package from 24 to 22. With the same pre-printed price on the package. Now instead of a pound you get 14.7 ounces for the same price. I wonder how many strategy meetings it took to hammer that one out.
Theft is why people would buy used bikes for as cheap as $3.00 when I was in college. The price of the bike was based on its condition. I am sure that many of those bikes were themselves stolen. A neighbor would lose his bike weekly (through theft or drunken forgetfullness), but figured he was saving money by buying a $3.00 bike.It's funny that you mention bikes as stealing bikes - and this includes bikes in the worst condition ever - is still a bloodsport in NYC. You will see bikes that look as if they were dropped from a ten-story building, set on fire and, then, driven over by a trackor tailor , sec to a rack or tree with a very substantial-looking lock.
Apparently, there is so much demand - owing to the variety of bike-delivery usage in the city and replacement-parts need - that even the most dilapidated bike has value. Almost every friend of mine who uses a bike has had one stolen and these have all been locked. It is quite common to walk by a rack or tree and see either just a bike wheel attached to a lock or a very substantial lock (think ridiculously thick and big - not your little-kid bike lock) laying broken open or cut through on the ground. Life is amped up here.
Meanwhile, why do I have to see these stupid little plastic dental-floss things all over the sidewalk and parking lots the ground and the shore and every other place where I happen to look down. Who is so fastidious that they have to floss their teeth when they're walking down the street and yet such an insufferable ass that they have to throw the floss-thing down on the ground when they're done with it? The world is not your personal wastebasket, whoever you are. How bout you keep your dirty bathroom crap in your bathroom.
It's no different on this side of the pond. When Arnold Schwarzenegger first came to America he started his own small construction company. When a client hired Arnold and his crew to build a brick wall around his property, he asked if Arnold had any suggestions regarding placing something on top of the wall to keep trespassers out. Arnold explained that in his native country of Austria it was common for people to place bits of broken glass in a layer of mortar on the tops of their walls as a deterrent. The client agreed, and the wall was built. A short time later the client contacted Arnold and requested he and his crew return and remove the broken glass because he (the client) was being sued by a trespasser who had been badly injured while attempting to climb over the client's wall. The article that related this story ended with, "In Austria, if you get injured climbing over a wall where you don't belong you go to jail. In America, you sue the owner of the wall. Arnold still has difficulty understanding this." So do I....The travellers trespass and the farmer is threatened with prosecution. The world's gone mad.
After Union Pacific Railroad stopped using a rail line that runs through my hometown in the mid-1990s the city bought the land and converted it to a paved pedestrian/bicyclist path now known as the Greenway Trail. It ends almost directly across the street from our house, so my wife and I regularly take our dog for his evening walks on this trail. While cleaning up after our dog had "taken care of business" in the mulch alongside the paved part of the trail one afternoon I found a discarded used hypodermic needle less than a foot away. Yeah, the addicts around here aren't particularly conscientious. I did what I thought was best with what I had on-hand--used our dog's waste bag to pick up the hypodermic, found a soda can in a nearby trash can, placed the needle end into the can, placed the can in the waste bag, tied it off, and put the bag in the trash can--and I hope that was enough to prevent someone from subsequently being pricked by that needle. But it made me angry because a lot of families use that trail and someone's child or dog could have found that needle, been injured, and who knows what might have happened?Meanwhile, why do I have to see these stupid little plastic dental-floss things all over the sidewalk and parking lots the ground and the shore and every other place where I happen to look down. Who is so fastidious that they have to floss their teeth when they're walking down the street and yet such an insufferable ass that they have to throw the floss-thing down on the ground when they're done with it? The world is not your personal wastebasket, whoever you are. How bout you keep your dirty bathroom crap in your bathroom.
No fish of any sort. They ate the fish one night eight or so years back. They seem to enjoy dredging up the big rocks from rhe bottom an swapping them with smaller rocks. They seem to be after the pumps whether it is because ofcthe noise or motion in the water they cause or both, I do not know. Maybe they are expecting to one day find a fish or two. Fortunately, at the moment, they are leaving the lawn be.What kinda ponds you got? I assume no koi, as the raccoons who are messing with your pump would have dined on them already.
A friend lost her pond fish to blue herons.
No fish of any sort. They ate the fish one night eight or so years back. They seem to enjoy dredging up the big rocks from rhe bottom an swapping them with smaller rocks. They seem to be after the pumps whether it is because ofcthe noise or motion in the water they cause or both, I do not know. Maybe they are expecting to one day find a fish or two. Fortunately, at the moment, they are leaving the lawn be.
I have a few cages of varying sizes. I have been thinking of using them again, but did not have much luck the last time around. I caught one of the four and a lot of the neighbors' cats. The last time I put one in an area in the front yard that they were destroying (30 separate areas of peeled lawn) someone ran off with cage. The raccoons were big but not that big. Although, they are pretty smart. The last two nights, I turned off the water features. If that does not do it, out come the traps.You could always set traps. My dad did this some years ago trying to catch foxes that he was afraid would kill the cats (that had adopted us). He never caught them, but instead caught many a possum, raccoon, and other neighborhood cat.