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When the thread jumps to a new page and you have to go back to the prior page - and then scroll down the bottom few posts - to catch up. A very, very trivial annoyance.
There have been movies that contain small town elements, meaning contemporary to my own experiences, that I could sometimes identify with but rarely did they "work" for me. Even if the main characters were teenage boys, which I was once upon a time, there's usually something that I can't quite put my finger on that makes me uncomfortable. To Kill a Mockingbird has a little of that and it's not a happy film. I don't think Gregory Peck was ever in a happy film, although once in a while he did smile.
Something that shocked me when I was a boy was that Dick Tracy didn't shoot a bad guy's gun out of his hand like the Lone Ranger. He very sensibly shot them through the head, usually while doing something acrobatic like ducking and rolling. The shot was depicted quite graphically, too, with a line indicating the path of the bullet, the bullet hole, and the bullet exiting the bad guy's skull, usually meandering and doing flips. Before Gould went completely gaga ("the nation that controls gravity controls the universe") it was an amazingly gritty strip.
Something that shocked me when I was a boy was that Dick Tracy didn't shoot a bad guy's gun out of his hand like the Lone Ranger. He very sensibly shot them through the head, usually while doing something acrobatic like ducking and rolling. The shot was depicted quite graphically, too, with a line indicating the path of the bullet, the bullet hole, and the bullet exiting the bad guy's skull, usually meandering and doing flips.
Gould was insane in the way he depicted violence in the strip -- which is a big part of why it lost so many papers in the 1960s and 1970s. Perhaps his most graphic slaying was the fate of "The Brow," a Nazi espionage agent who was dealt with in 1943 -- he was thrown out a high window and landed on the spear-pointed tip of a flagpole, which impaled him and he slid right down the pole to the base. Without getting any blood on the flag itself, or getting tangled in the lines. Pretty impressive scene, if you don't care about physics.
And then there was the fate of blackmailing crime lord "Shaky," who was trapped by ice under a wharf and depicted slowly freezing to death over the course of a week. And if that wasn't enough, the gruesome rediscovery of his decayed corpse became a story point about six months later.
Some of the death traps Tracy was put into were pretty fierce too -- the best was the one rigged up by "Mrs. Pruneface," widow of Nazi agent Pruneface. Tracy was staked to a floor underneath a blade-studded plank supported between two large cakes of ice, with the blade aimed straight at his heart. A full-sized refrigerator was then placed atop the plank, and all the radiators in the room were turned on full. Mrs. Pruneface and her lackey then left the room, confident that as the ice cakes melted, the weight of the fridge would press the plank and its blades down into Tracy's chest.
(I wonder what Dick really said there.)
Of course, Tracy figured out a way to escape from this trap by sheer force of will. He was very lucky in running up against villians addicted to elaborate S&M play -- somehow he never was captured by a common thug who just wanted to shoot him.
Reminds me of the out-and-out absurdity of the murder scenarios in gangster movies, "The Godfather," notably.
They're Rube Goldberg-esque in their totally unnecessary complexity. Makes for a more dramatic story, I suppose, but if what you really want is to kill an adversary, there are far simpler and more reliable ways to accomplish that.
Flag waving is never risky, either. It's pseudo-patriotism. It's a bumper sticker that says "support our troops." But on he other hand, one does see national flags displayed in other countries, too.
There was a character in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" named Garak, an alien intelligence agent who was well known for his elaborate plots and plans when dealing with an enemy. Then they introduced his doppelganger from an alternate universe -- who was well known for stupid, obvious plans that never fooled anyone. A clever lampshading of the trope there.
Cities can grow so fast that their institutions remain at the small-town level for years before modernizing. Dallas grew enormously in the post-WWII years. I was there in 1963 when Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald in the basement garage of the Dallas police station. This has been fodder for conspiracy theorists ever since, especially in Europe where, when a prisoner dies in police custody the assumption is always that the police are in on it. The fact is, though Dallas had grown into a major city, it still had a small-town police department, very casual and careless in handling the major suspect in the greatest murder of the postwar era. The answer is in the famous photographs. Two detectives are literally shoulder-to-shoulder with Oswald. Another is right behind him. Nobody stands that close to a man they know is abut to be shot.
It says: "If you can read this, you're too damn close!"Speaking of bumper stickers, and this is trivial, lettering so small you can't read the damned things while driving!
What else are you supposed to read at 60 mph?!