Slightly Sinister Children of the Golden Era

[Michaelson]

I'm sorry, and not to be tacky, but the moment I saw this one, along with the product being consumed, the first thought came to my mind was him thinking....

"If I ask you to pull my finger later....will you do it?"lol

Regards! Michaelson

 

[jamespowers]

I'm sorry, and not to be tacky, but the moment I saw this one, along with the product being consumed, the first thought came to my mind was him thinking....

"If I ask you to pull my finger later....will you do it?"lol

Regards! Michaelson

"NO!"
lol lol lol lol lol

 

[BORNTOOLATE]

Is this Ozzy Ozbourne's first gig?

 

[Fletch]

The Cultural Deconstructionist Speaks

These apple-cheeked little hellions express the forbidden foreboding (or is it "forebidden forboding?") toward postwar prosperity and abundance that stirred deep in the semiconscious of an American generation forged in scarcity and grim duty. What would become of us when kids became ids, their every half-baked craving and whim instantly gratified by advertisers and the magic glass tit? We soothed our worries by reminding ourselves that eventually the boys would be handed over to the drill sergeants, and the girls to the men the machine made of boys. The next generation would go through what we did. In a better world, but they would damn well go through it. It was how we understood growing up.

 

[Story]

:eusa_doh:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom-lets-you-eat-two-wieners

 

[ThesFlishThngs]

Whoa. I don't even know what to say about that.
(Well, actually I do; I've shared several off-color quips with the Mr., but shouldn't like to tarnish my rep on FL, so from here on out, my fingers are sealed. )

 

[Viola]

That hotdog monstrosity will haunt my dreams, Story! Daaang that looks bad.

 

[Story]

Daaang that looks bad.

It was the catsup sauce, wasn't it?
HP Lovecraft wrote about that stuff, y'know

Whoa. I don't even know what to say about that.

Little Billy went skinless, obviously.

 

[ThesFlishThngs]

"Never curved" is quite the claim as well.

 

[LizzieMaine]

Jughead and Archie, the Grammar School Years

 

[Viola]

Without the text I would not have guessed those red things were not in the gelatin family.

 

[PistolPete1969]

Just a little bit like "Children of the Corn, eh????

 

[ScionPI2005]

Why is Bill's face all scrunched up like that?

 

[C-dot]

How did this pass Quality Control?

Not quite children, but still freaky:

This one is probably a spoof:

And this one is just funny:

Plenty more here! http://retrocomedy.com/2009/07/01/the-15-creepiest-vintage-ads-of-all-time/

PS. I came across a Coke ad with a baby, and it said something like "Feed Coke to your baby and get a start on nutrition." Anyone have it? I should have saved it!

 

[pretty faythe]

C-dot, the one with the coke diet is here at this page. I'm on my phone right now so can't post it, mobile photobucket doesn't like me lol
http://momgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2086555237_7f8a3418d6_o.jpg

Drink coke early, so you can fit in earlier as a preteen and teen, says the soda pop board!

 

[C-dot]

C-dot, the one with the coke diet is here at this page. I'm on my phone right now so can't post it, mobile photobucket doesn't like me lol
http://momgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2086555237_7f8a3418d6_o.jpg

Drink coke early, so you can fit in earlier as a preteen and teen, says the soda pop board!

YES! Thank you Faythe!

Got a few more:

 

[Story]

*Shudder*

She can't wait to grow up and play Meryl Streep's part in FATAL ATTRACTION.

from http://www.weirdomatic.com/creepy-ads.html

And for the WIN

 

["Skeet" McD]

That hotdog monstrosity will haunt my dreams, Story! Daaang that looks bad.

It's sort of the definition of high-test Trayf, nu? But even I, of a particularly pork-loving strain of goyim on both sides.....wouldn't touch that on a bet.

"Skeet"

 

[Viola]

[QUOTE="Skeet" McD]It's sort of the definition of high-test Trayf, nu? But even I, of a particularly pork-loving strain of goyim on both sides.....wouldn't touch that on a bet.

"Skeet"[/QUOTE]


Well, there's trayf that's TEMPTING! (Shrimp is a test, I tells ya!) Not that pictured...uh.... delicacy... though.

That and all I could think of was the catchphrase of Hebrew National hotdogs, you know, their old We Answer To A Higher Authority slogan. I guess they wouldn't want to have to explain something like this to the Boss. lol

 

[pretty faythe]

*Shudder*

She can't wait to grow up and play Meryl Streep's part in FATAL ATTRACTION.

And for the WIN

[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1083/953434836_36573a5c75_o.jpg

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