Mr. 'H'
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Scary Santas
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Carlisle Blues
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Well I had a God awful experience this holiday season. I am still recovering. Words can never truly convey my experience...[huh]
I will never believe in a good Santa again, they are nothing but scary creatures..
I will never believe in a good Santa again, they are nothing but scary creatures..
Hamilton_Honey
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Run Away!!!!
Eeeek!
Those poor children are now scarred for life! And you too, Carlisle Blues!
What are people thinking???
Eeeek!
Those poor children are now scarred for life! And you too, Carlisle Blues!
What are people thinking???
rmrdaddy
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Carlisle Blues said:
I wouldn't trust that Santa on the right either! He hasn't got a proper beard at all, and is that an earring? Leather Jacket? Is Santa a Biker??
And HEY!, Santa, the hat's supposed to be RED!
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Mr. 'H' said:Has anyone seen these?
Rasputin gets into the Christmas spirit, and tries to carry off a small child in the process.
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Mr. 'H'
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matrioshka said:
Yeah, on a taxidermied donkey!
Hamilton_Honey
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Mr. 'H' said:Yeah, on a taxidermied donkey!
shhhh...not to loud! The donkey two houses down from me might get freaked out!
Mr. 'H'
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Hamilton_Honey said:
lol. You're a ticket!!!
lol lol lol lol
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Mr. 'H' said:
ta!
Caity Lynn
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If it were not 11 at night and my parents snug in bed I'd venture downstairs and take a picture of our demon santa. It's simply the face with "squinty" eyes that are BLACK crescent moons. I hate the thing. It was in my dads house as a kid. It's creepy.
I'll get a picture tomorrow.
I'll get a picture tomorrow.
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Every year I get to play Santa for "pet photos with Santa" where I work. I hope I'm not too scary!
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matrioshka said:
lol I thought exactly the same thing, as soon as I saw it. Separated at birth?
Santa:
Rasputin:
I think we should be told.
This guy has also been spotted recently, trying to pass as Santa...
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oh, I so wish this thread was here about a month ago. I passed up a large painting of every child's nightmare.
A Santa/Clown picture. Very scary.
Our daughter was terrified of both as a child. One time we put her in the car since a clown was coming down the road. Stupid clown came to the car and reached in to pat her on the head. Downhill from there. I was so mad.
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KilroyCD. You look like a nice Santa. :eusa_clap Your dog is a big asset I am sure.
A Santa/Clown picture. Very scary.
Our daughter was terrified of both as a child. One time we put her in the car since a clown was coming down the road. Stupid clown came to the car and reached in to pat her on the head. Downhill from there. I was so mad.
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KilroyCD. You look like a nice Santa. :eusa_clap Your dog is a big asset I am sure.
Caity Lynn
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as promised. A picture of the creepy demon possessed black hole for eyes santa in our home.
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Mr. 'H' said:
Santa #1 is freaky beyond words! Is that supposed to be the address to the North Pole or his prison inmate number????
Check out Santa #3's hands "he" is wearing gloves, which I thought odd. Then my eye caught something on "his" wrist. Is that a woman's watch? Could account for the mask! lol (Poor Aunt Mildred had to play Santa again this year...)
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I rather like the way Santa was depicted in Europe in the early 1900s. None of that wussy modern-day jolliness for these guys. Gives a whole new meaning to "You better watch out..."
Foofoogal
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fftopic: I have some of those postcards like above. Some have like a varnish covering that has cracked over the years. Do you know what it is?
I recently picked up a velvet book full of vintage postcards of all Holidays. I love it.
When I was 9 postcards were the first thing I collected. Still have many of them.
HadleyH
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Scary enough for her!
lol lol
matrioshka
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Hadley,
Poor kid looks petrified.
As to Santa #1:
It's sad I noticed the resemblance to Rasputin, and didn't even notice the donkey was stuffed.
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Poor kid looks petrified.
As to Santa #1:
It's sad I noticed the resemblance to Rasputin, and didn't even notice the donkey was stuffed.
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rmrdaddy said:I wouldn't trust that Santa on the right either! He hasn't got a proper beard at all, and is that an earring? Leather Jacket? Is Santa a Biker??
And HEY!, Santa, the hat's supposed to be RED!
lol lol lol No that was an ex-elf who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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