Red Dolph, the Rude Nosed Reindeer...

[BellyTank]

...had very niney shoes.



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[scotrace]

I'll take mine with an olive, please - not too dry.

 

[luvthatlulu]

No more fruitcake for you, my friends!

 

[ScionPI2005]

What exactly defines a "Rude Nose"?

 

[KilroyCD]

...had very niney shoes.



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I see you wix mords too. Did you ever hear the story of Rindecella and her two sisty uglers?

 

[BellyTank]

What exactly defines a "Rude Nose"?

Rude-noseology is not an exact science-

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[Mike in Seattle]

What exactly defines a "Rude Nose"?

It never says "Please," or "Thank you," or "Excuse me."

 

[jake_fink]

Red Dolph...

 

[jake_fink]

Rude nose... (don't even ask where it's been)

 

[staggerwing]

Spoonerisms

Named for William Archibald Spooner (July 22, 1844–August 29, 1930) a famous Oxford don who lends his name to the linguistic phenomenon. Many folks, including myself, suffer from this mixing up of the syllables. I once asked a waitress for a "chilled sicken greaser " salad (grilled chicken ceaser), as my wife constantly reminds me. They tend to come out when I'm tired or under stress. My own theory is that it's linked to dyslexia, a condition probably unknown in Spooner's day.

 

[Curt Chiarelli]

I'll take mine with an olive, please - not too dry.

Absotively, posilutely!

 

[dhermann1]

Rudolph Rudinsky, Soviet Commisar, was walking across Red Square one day with his wife. Suddenly a slight precipitation began to descend upon them. "Oh, it's snowing!", said Mrs Rudinsky,. "No, it's raining", said Rudolph. "No, darling," said Mrs Rudinsky, "It's snowing." To which he replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

 

[ScionPI2005]

Rudolph Rudinsky, Soviet Commisar, was walking across Red Square one day with his wife. Suddenly a slight precipitation began to descend upon them. "Oh, it's snowing!", said Mrs Rudinsky,. "No, it's raining", said Rudolph. "No, darling," said Mrs Rudinsky, "It's snowing." To which he replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

:eusa_clap :eusa_clap *snicker snicker*

 

[Benny Holiday]

Rudolph Rudinsky, Soviet Commisar, was walking across Red Square one day with his wife. Suddenly a slight precipitation began to descend upon them. "Oh, it's snowing!", said Mrs Rudinsky,. "No, it's raining", said Rudolph. "No, darling," said Mrs Rudinsky, "It's snowing." To which he replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Oh Komrade, this is funningk! lol

 

[Miss Brill]

What exactly defines a "Rude Nose"?

My boy dog has one of those. :eusa_doh:

 

[SamMarlowPI]

noses right?
inka dinka doo doo...