Biltmore Bob
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- Spring, Texas... Y'all...
I was dressed in a gray turtleneck, dark trousers, gray herringbone wool sports jacket and my gray herringbone B! Wear 8 1/4 cap, when I entered a donut shop last Sunday morning before church. My mission, to purchase some donuts and Kolaches for my family to sate their hunger before services.
Upon entering said establishment, I was met by stares from everybody in the store. You would have thought that I was wearing a red rubber nose and orange hair. There was general snickering and mumbled comments. I kept my composure, it was the Lord's day and I had been walking in the Spirit. I met stares with a smile and a nod. I even opened the door for a young lady dressed in PJs, while tipping my cap to her. She almost laughed out loud in my face.
I got my donuts and left. I was parked directly in front of the store and while I was getting myself situated for the ride home I observed the patrons through the storefront window burst into fits of laughter. How could these people be so rude. Where was their sense style?
Upon arrival home I related the story to my wife who pointed out my open fly and six inches of toilet paper stuck to my left heel.
Upon entering said establishment, I was met by stares from everybody in the store. You would have thought that I was wearing a red rubber nose and orange hair. There was general snickering and mumbled comments. I kept my composure, it was the Lord's day and I had been walking in the Spirit. I met stares with a smile and a nod. I even opened the door for a young lady dressed in PJs, while tipping my cap to her. She almost laughed out loud in my face.
I got my donuts and left. I was parked directly in front of the store and while I was getting myself situated for the ride home I observed the patrons through the storefront window burst into fits of laughter. How could these people be so rude. Where was their sense style?
Upon arrival home I related the story to my wife who pointed out my open fly and six inches of toilet paper stuck to my left heel.