- only messin', such things as trousers cannot be given as surprise gifts, unless there's some way of explaining why a tape measure suddenly gets wrapped round your middle at unexpected moments...
Believe me, us men can be pretty dense. I was wondering why my mother (a jewelry maker) suddenly came in my room four years ago and put a tape measure around my neck. Next thing I knew, I had a great necklace for Christmas.
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