New Identities

[LostInTyme]

With what seems to include almost everyone, the LGBTQIA+ seems to have cornered the market on the alphabet. Well, I've got a new one OPWNPAA, (Old People With Numerous Problems And Afflictions) We know who we are, so there will be no identity problems. We won't be able to hold or participate in marches or demonstrations, but we could meet every month in a local watering hole, get good and stinking drunk and pig out on junk food.

How's that sound? We'd even have goofy tee shirts and funny hats and cool stuff like that.

 

[AbbaDatDeHat]

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I see what you did there.

 

[LostInTyme]

good Eye

 

[Ticklishchap]

You forgot the +, which is obligatory in identity politics, Sir:

OPWNPAA+

Now all you need is a flag with many shades of grey (gray if you are in the US) stripes.

 

[Turnip]

You forgot MAMIL (Middle Aged Men In Lycra) aka TTOTSRCQ (The Tip Of The State Road Car Queue)

 

[Trenchfriend]

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Retirees In Beige Weather Jackets And Tone-In-Tone Fashion Wandering In The Woods, Where The Last Place Of Peace Can Be Found