MURDER!!!

[happyfilmluvguy]

It's a dark and foggy night. You just broke out of the joint, you feel like taking a walk....the person responsible for sending you to prison is still on the prowl. Your hatred builds deeper with every step. You have big plans for this person....

So in a fictional mystery movie sense, how would you kill the person who brought you to justice? They can be a man or woman, they have to have an occupation and not necessarily a cop or a detective. You have to think of a clever way of doing it so you won't get caught. But how?

 

[dostacos]

It's a dark and foggy night. You just broke out of the joint, you feel like taking a walk....the person responsible for sending you to prison is still on the prowl. Your hatred builds deeper with every step. You have big plans for this person....

So in a fictional mystery movie sense, how would you kill the person who brought you to justice? They can be a man or woman, they have to have an occupation and not necessarily a cop or a detective. You have to think of a clever way of doing it so you won't get caught. But how?

well I did get caught last time, so I may not be smart enough to be successful.

since we don't know male, female, job or any other info, and seeing as I have no morals [according to the story] I would carpet bomb their house with Hantavirus or collect thousands of black widow spiders, or if they live in the right neighborhood drop several Mojave Green rattlesnakes into the house:rage: :rage: :rage:

 

[CharlieH.]

I'd "accidentally" jab him with an umbrella ....

 

[sweetfrancaise]

Arsenic.

 

[Ed Bass]

Your hatred builds deeper with every step. You have big plans for this person....

If this is the case for the character you've described then it would have to be very personal. No mystery, nothing vague, no killing by remote control. The responsible person would have to know their demise was a direct result of my (the character's) wanting them dead.

My thirst for vengeance could only be satisfied by putting my own hands around their throat and seeing the final, horrified recognition in their eyes as I crushed the life from them....

...then have a smoke and find a nice, late night diner for a midnight snack.

Best, Toots

 

[Gideon Ashe]

Perfect way of exacting revenge

After determining the permanent residence of the subject of ire; I would purchase and have delivered to that person, a large screen TV (LCD or Plasma both work for this) and a long term cable service gift contract for the subject.
There.
It's done.
The deed is done.
Now to wait.
Wait until the individual reaches the level of frustration in trying to get the remotes to work, to get a decent picture, and the damned DVR to interact the way the literature implies it should, and for the cable company who will surely miss ALL of the appointments and not fix the damned problems; raise our victim's blood pressure or provide a level of frustration so that after a time (who cares how long, we KNOW what is going to happen)as the favorite show is not to be seen, or the BIG game fizzles to snow on the screen, a single gunshot is heard.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahah!! Vengence is ours.lol lol lol lol

 

[ScionPI2005]

I can see it now...it is dark and stormy. I am on the phone in my room, talking to a mysterious confidant of mine. I smile and put down the phone.

Roughly thirty minutes later, a taxi pulls up to a bar downtown. My target is standing outside and notices the taxi pull up with a quick sigh of relief. He gets in and tells the driver where he wants to go.

My target loosens his tie and removes his hat in the car, knowing he is somewhat tipsy from the few drinks he has just consumed. A gentle rain smacks against the windshield of the taxi, the wipers dancing to a methodical beat.

My target's calm mood suddenly turns to alarm. "Where are you taking me?! This isn't the way I asked you to go!" My target tries to get the taxi driver's attention, but cannot. He then tries to open the taxi doors, but finds he cannot. He struggles with the doors, and the back windshield like a dog caught in a cage.

Moments later, the taxi enters the marina. My target's eyes widen as he sees the driver is leading the car right onto the dock. At the last possible moment, the driver dives out.

Three minutes later, the water is calm again. My confidant dusts off his clothes, removes his gloves and heads to the nearest phone booth to give me a call...

 

[nyx]

Icicle in the back, so the evidence melts. lol

Oooh, no wait, the front, so that he knows who did him in...

 

[Feraud]

I would have the butler do it.

 

[happyfilmluvguy]

Ah but think about it. I have not described either person, except that one was in jail and the other brought them to justice.

So putting yourself in this situation, you can have the person who brought you to justice, a barber that solves all the crimes, has thousands of enemies, and works part time at the bakery on Baker Street.

 

[Mike in Seattle]

Icicle in the back, so the evidence melts. lol

Oooh, no wait, the front, so that he knows who did him in...

That's often been quoted as the perfect murder weapon - no finger prints, the weapon disappears, etc.

 

[John in Covina]

Better to set up the ba***rd and have him sent to prison.

 

[Diamondback]

Arsenic.

Ooooh, remind me never to hack you off, dear lady... and to be doubly careful if I ever see any old lace near you!

As for me, I think I'd rather my target "disappear" kinda like Mr. Hoffa...

 

[Doh!]

Easy: I'd use the laser from Goldfinger.