Gaige
One of the Regulars
- Messages
- 269
- Location
- Sarasota, Florida
I hate having to shave completely for work; I'd much rather have a moustache/goatee as I had for a while. I let it grow back in on my days off, however.
Gaige said:I hate having to shave completely for work; I'd much rather have a moustache/goatee as I had for a while. I let it grow back in on my days off, however.
CharlesB said:Laaaaaaaadies......
Do you lurk in the shadows or wear one of those masks that only cover half of the face? Do you stay up late composing dirges on the pipe organ? I swear, I just don't understand the way that most men think. You seem to be a very nice and intelligent young lady with a quick wit and a good heart. My guess is that as young as you are, you're just too mature for most guys your age. I'd say that the guy who finally realizes what a catch you are is going to be one lucky fella.Adele said:I think I need to move. Any men in my area that are remotely attractive consider me a phantom and well, not to say it would change if I moved, but one has to try... and in all of this I'm just saying that gosh, there is certainly many good looking ones in this board who do not live here.
I'm done.
Nashoba said:Not that my opinion counts for anything but I like you with the goatee. One of the few people I actually like the way it looks on. And nice new avatar. I still love that tie.
Adele said:I think I need to move. Any men in my area that are remotely attractive consider me a phantom and well, not to say it would change if I moved, but one has to try... and in all of this I'm just saying that gosh, there is certainly many good looking ones in this board who do not live here.
I'm done.
Gaige said:I appreciate it, though the tie-in-and-of-itself pales in comparison to my near-constant companion during the weekend in which that picture was taken.
C'est la vie, I suppose...
Darhling said:hmm female world domination. I can see men in their undershirts, pants with suspenders and fedoras baking a souffle, ready with the wifes' slippers for when she arrives after a hard day as Ruler of the World.
Slim Portly said:This note was slid under the door of your boudoir moments ago:
Madame,
I regret to inform you that the soufflé that I labored over so diligently since the wee hours this morning has fallen. This was no doubt at least in part due to the loud moans and gleeful squeals that you produced while I gave you your daily foot rub. I have cautioned you regarding this in the past, and yet as always my warnings were ignored.
As the weather is quite warm this day, and somehow once again the central heating has inexplicably been turned to high, I am now forced to remove much of my uniform and as you read this I am cleaning the ground floor of the manse in my shirtsleeves or less. For the sake of your own modesty and delicate sensibilities I ask that you remain on the top floors until I am able to return to a more passable state of decorum.
Again this morning there was left at the doorstep a dozen red roses, this being the 724th consecutive day since the beginning of my service with you two years ago. They have been cut, arranged, and placed in the library, per your standing request.
Regards,
Slim
the manservant
Slim Portly said:This note was slid under the door of your boudoir moments ago:
Sorry, friend. Just trying to have a bit of fun. I'm sure you would have done a much better job of it.GWD said:I just threw up a little in my mouth.:eusa_doh: