Keep Honking...I'm Reloading

[mysterygal]

If all the world's a stage,
Men need better lines

Of all the things I've lost,
My mind I miss the most

My Karma ran over
My dogma

1cross + 3nails = 4gvn

 

[Spitfire]

On my car:

DANGER - EJECTION SEAT AND CANOPY

 

[BegintheBeguine]

In the Salvation Army Family Store parking lot today:

Don't be fooled by this car
My treasure is in Heaven

The car actually looked nice, but then, I don't own a car.

 

[Diamondback]

I BRAKE FOR
TAILGATERS​

Just struck me as funny...

 

[TraderRic]

My favorite

THE GENEPOOL NEEDS CHLORINE!

 

[DeeDub]

Sorry. My karma ran over your dogma.

Remember the heart stickers? "I (heart) My Beagle", and so on ad infinitum. If any of you are old-time programmers, you'll appreciate the one I saw outside Space Sciences at NASA-Ames many years ago:

4TH (heart) IF
HONK THEN

(For you non-programmers or recently minted programmers, it's meaningful to those familiar with the Forth language.)

In response to the "My Other Car is a Rolls Royce", I made a bumper sticker for my VW bus: My Other Car is a Volkswagen. (Referring, of course, to my '62 beetle.) I worked with a guy who had the most beat-up, rusted-out, junkyard-escapee Volvo. It had the bumper sticker, "My Other Car is a Piece of Junk."

 

[Grnidwitch]

"To all the non-smokers of the world,
Shut the (edit ) Up"

"Curb your Dogma"