Keep Honking...I'm Reloading

[mysterygal]

I hate waiting at red lights, but one thing I do enjoy while waiting is reading a funny bumper sticker (even though there's no way I"d put one on my own car!)
Horn broken. Watch for finger
He who laughs lasts thinks slowest.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Rehab is for quitters
NO radio-already stolen
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Give me ambiguity...or give me something else.
We were born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Very funny Scotty. NOw beam down my clothes.
there are three kinds of people; those who can count...and those who can't
Keep honking...I"m reloading
i suuport publik ededashun
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Puritanism; The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
it IS as bas as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
So many lawyers, so few bullets

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I saw one in January of 2000, right after the Y2K thing.
It said: Millenium, Shmillenium lol

 

[Pilgrim]

I saw a good one many6 years ago, during the Smokey Bear years. It was a bumper sticker that had been cut and re-arranged:

"Help pervert forest flits."

 

[Section10]

I saw one that said: "I brake for hallucinations."

 

[Twitch]

To counter the religious "I found it!" bumper sticker of several years ago there was one that said, "I aint lookin' for it!":eusa_doh:

 

[Haversack]

And to counter the "Question Authority" bumper sticker, there is an add-on sticker which reads, "Sez Who?"

Haversack

 

[jamespowers]

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer holder.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A hangover.....the wrath of grapes.
Being over the hill is better than being under it.
Drive it like you stole it.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Get in. Sit Down. Shut up and Hang on.
Hit me. (I need the money)
Procrastinate now!
Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why the heck is the room spinning medicine.
lol

Regards,

J

 

[Viola]

1. If You Can Read This, Where The Hell Is My Trailer?

2. "Vegetarian" is an Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."

3. Driver Carries Only $25.00 in Ammunition

4. God Is My Co-Pilot. The Devil is Gunner.

5. Have you driven over a Ford lately?

 

[Samsa]

My favorite bumper sticker has to be "More Cowbell." I would also like to make my own that says "I would rather NOT be reading your lame bumper sticker" (after all the "I'd rather be hiking/at the cabin/reading/etc. type stickers").

 

[Girl Friday]

Okay, I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way, I don't care about political affiliations, but I really thought I was going to have a wreck when I saw this one because I was laughing so hard:

Voldemort is a Republican

 

[Lancealot]

Okay, I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way, I don't care about political affiliations, but I really thought I was going to have a wreck when I saw this one because I was laughing so hard:

Voldemort is a Republican

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

["Doc" Devereux]

Here's mine

 

[Lancealot]

My favorite

"If You Don't Like The Way I Drive Stay Off The Sidewalk"

 

[Girl Friday]

I saw one today that said "My kid eats bugs" with a picture of a kitten.

Another one that I HAVE to get for my brother, "My kids belong at the zoo"

 

[raiderrescuer]

Village Idiot...

But now days you have to be careful what you put on your vehicles...here in Oregon they recently had two vehicles damaged because they had Anti-War bumper stickers on them.

 

[CharlieH.]

A friend of mine told me of this one:

"I don't discriminate people - I hate everyone!"

 

[Girl Friday]

But now days you have to be careful what you put on your vehicles...here in Oregon they recently had two vehicles damaged because they had Anti-War bumper stickers on them.

holy moly!

what happened to freedom of speech?!?

 

[Wild Root]

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Oh man, I've seen some of the ones mentioned before but, there are so many different kinds! I recall seeing one on a really beat up late 70's Pinto; it read:

My other car is a piece of S*** too!

Also, my mother had a piano teacher that had a license plate frame that said:
I'd rather be driving a Steinway.

And the ever so popular answer to those who seem to have a family of Honor students:

My kid beat-up your Honor Student.lol

=WR=

 

[Baggers]

But now days you have to be careful what you put on your vehicles...here in Oregon they recently had two vehicles damaged because they had Anti-War bumper stickers on them.[/QUOTE]


Aaaand [I]that's[/I] the reason I don't put bumper stickers on my cars. I like to keep a low profile. :rolleyes:

Still, "my cat is smarter than your honor student!"

Cheers!

 

[Wild Root]

Aaaand that's the reason I don't put bumper stickers on my cars. I like to keep a low profile.

Still, "my cat is smarter than your honor student!"

Cheers!

I don't put stickers on my car either... but, that's mainly because my car sticks out of a crowd and, there are so many good stickers that one can't pick just one!

=WR=

PS... My Dog eat your Honor Cat.lol