Keep Honking...I'm Reloading

[katiemakeup]

This isn't a bumber sticker, but I thought it was funny... I recently saw a biker on a Harley and the back of his TShirt said:

"If you can read this, the b**** fell off"

 

[Briscoeteque]

I've got this one on my car. I bet it confuses a whole lot of people, and makes a few laugh. I think it's the best 'fish' sticker yet. Ia R'leyh! Cthulhu fthagen!

 

[Shaul-Ike Cohen]

Wal-Mart: Your source for cheap, plastic crap.

I think it said Mall-Wart.

 

[Wild Root]

Wal*Mart makes more sense... it is the place for cheap plastic crap.

=WR=

 

[carebear]

Wal*Mart makes more sense... it is the place for cheap plastic crap.

=WR=

Ssh, boy, do you wanna get us sued? It's the Mall-Wart!

 

[Wild Root]

Sued? hahahaha... we should be doing the suing! With the cheap stuff they make and all the small business they forced to close... yeah, we'll counter anything they throw at us I'll tell ya!

=WR=

 

[Caledonia]

1. Isis Isis Ra Ra Ra!

That's the best I've read so far! lol

 

[jake431]

I've got this one on my car. I bet it confuses a whole lot of people, and makes a few laugh. I think it's the best 'fish' sticker yet. Ia R'leyh! Cthulhu fthagen!

I love it! Where'd you get it?

-Jake

 

[carebear]

I love it! Where'd you get it?

-Jake

From the giftshops of the sunken nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh, of course.

 

[skinnychik]

I saw the blue one on a truck yesterday, and found 2 versions of it on the web. Pretty neat.

 

[Story]

Ia R'leyh! Cthulhu fthagen!

Oh sure, it's all fun and games until the Deep Ones drag you off by your ankles for a 'date'. And word is they usually don't buy you dinner first.

 

[Polyhistor]

I've got this one on my car. I bet it confuses a whole lot of people, and makes a few laugh. I think it's the best 'fish' sticker yet. Ia R'leyh! Cthulhu fthagen!

I?§! I?§!

I have one that reads "Got Cthulhu?" on my electric bass...hardly anyone understands it.

Regards, A.

 

[skinnychik]

Saw one today...

"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."

 

[EL COLORADO]

We were born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Amen!

Heh heh.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

I have one that reads "Got Cthulhu?" on my electric bass...hardly anyone understands it.

From my younger days: "I'm just a fungi from Yuggoth!"

(Pronounced "fun-guy".)

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[skinnychik]

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT

JESUS LOVES YOU
EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU’RE AN @$$HOLE

I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER
IF YOU'RE READING IT IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER

EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A STUPID STICKER
YOU'RE SQUINTING TO READ IT

IF MY SMOKING BOTHERS YOU
DON’T BREATHE

DO NOT WASH
THIS VEHICLE IS UNDERGOING A SCIENTIFIC DIRT TEST

 

[Elaina]

I have one that says "Frodo Lives" from the 60's, in a frame. I am a terrible driver and I refuse to put it on a car and lose it. Of course I've also now had it over half my life, so it's uh..yea. Old.

I also have one that says "Cat: the other white meat" and "I don't suffer from agoraphobia, I just don't like you" that I have, but not on my car. One is a joke to me eating cat burritos in Mexico when I was younger from my friend I went with and the other is because I suffer from social anxiety disorder, and the same friend thinks it's just funny I have panic attacks.

Elaina

 

[Hannigan Reilly]

One local Miniature golf course used to award bumper stickers that said:

"My kid scored a hole in one at [name of golf course]."

One creative parent cut it all up and re-arranged it to read:

"My Kid Scored in a Hole."

I thought I would drive off the road laughing.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Back in the 1980s, the "IN-N-OUT" burger chain gave away tons of bumper stickers. They looked like this:

-----------------------------IN-N-OUT
------------------------------BURGER



Some cheeky driver took a pair of scissors to the bumper sticker, snipped the "B" and the final "R" off of "BURGER", and the result was this:

-----------------------------IN-N-OUT
-------------------------------URGE



Within months, it seemed as if every fifth car in Southern California sported one of these "creatively edited" bumper stickers. Needless to say, the burger chain has since changed the sticker's design.


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[BegintheBeguine]

Not funny, but fun to read

All on one car:
Abbie Hoffman for President
Nixon Now
Put some South in ya' mouth - Old Hickory House
= (Human Rights Campaign emblem)
Proud wife of a U.S. soldier
An Army of one
My husband is serving in the U.S. Army
I (heart) my dogs - Humane Society
Hang up and drive
25 years of AIDS 25 million lives lost time for a cure
I am pro-choice and I vote
I'd rather be at Six Flags