Just when you thought you had seen it all . . . (Warning: Not for the fainthearted)

[dubpynchon]

I wonder if our jackets would sell better if we had some half naked girl wear them on ebay. Worth a try

 

[Unique]

https://www.eyecmag.com/news/2018/3/6/visvims-giant-social-sculpture-denim-set-is-now-available

As the ad says...if you have $12,000 to spare

 

[ProteinNerd]

Extremely limited quantities because there are only a few people stupid enough to drop that sort of money on it is my guess.

 

[MET]

 

[ProteinNerd]

....because taking it outside to take the picture would make it look better?

Also the name of the jacket just wins everything

 

[Siggmund]

What are the little zipper pulls? Bottles of bourbon? Frankincense burners?

 

[navetsea]

braided, perforated, stamped, riveted, embroidered leather, all that in one jacket
plus you need to learn math to count the panels

the fit is very nice, but perhaps both Jesus and Elvis both living in seclusion don't realize we humans have evolved with longer arms and legs over the years...

 

[AbbaDatDeHat]

Took me awhile lookin at this before i got it.
Now i’m sorry.
Those slices remind me of meat after i run the cuber over it.
Now i’m sorry.
B

 

[MET]

ELVIS JESUS leather jacket
Fashion fantastic
incredibly fancy designer, fashionably slashed, extra zippers, cafe racer style, retails for $825 CAD new
originally used in film

It is sold out.

 

[rosscoinc1]

I had never thrown up laughing before...I do not recommend it!

 

[Edward]

I do like the 'Elvis-Jesus' branding. That aside, it rather makes me think of the sort of piece one sees worn by a manufactured pop band (you know, the sort where there are five members, nobody plays an instrument, two sing and the other three dance about a bit at the back) when they have their "tough leather" makeover by a designer who is slightly obsessed with Tina Turner in Mad Max Thunderdome.

 

[Superfluous]

We had Mother's Day brunch at The Baker, The Butcher & The Cappuccino Maker Cafe (high recommend), which happens to be directly across the street from H. Lorenzo. Thus, after brunch, I made my annual pilgrimage to the temple of surreal outerwear ( https://www.hlorenzo.com/collections/mens-new-arrivals/outerwear ).

Robin Hood wants his leather jacket back:

I would shake your hand, but . . .

I would shake your hand in the rain, but . . .

I'll just use auto pilot:

Orange is the New Black:

Carrot camouflage:

When a Tin Hat just isnt' enough, . . .

Singing in the Rain meets Kermit the Frog:

The Wild One circa 2027:

The Wild One circa 2037:

Follow the Yellow Brick Road . . .

If you don't need a trench coat, you can cut this (latex) garment into small pieces and make several prophylactics (or, if you are Tonz, one prophylactic):

Puffer jackets make excellent flotation devices:

Bond . . . Loverboy Bond (Loverboy is the actual name of the designer):

Zippers and buttons are wildly overrated:

At the Copa . . . Copacabana:

Where did I put my keys?

I could continue ad nauseam.

 

[El Marro]

I'm intrigued. But do they sell anything that remotely resembles clothing in that store?

 

[ProteinNerd]

I'm intrigued. But do they sell anything that remotely resembles clothing in that store?

I’m more curious if people actually buy that garbage?

 

[red devil]

You can always find people to buy garbage

 

[Mich486]

The inspector gadget could fully extend his arms and still show no wrist. Good stuff!


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[Monitor]

We had Mother's Day brunch at The Baker, The Butcher & The Cappuccino Maker Cafe (high recommend), which happens to be directly across the street from H. Lorenzo. Thus, after brunch, I made my annual pilgrimage to the temple of surreal outerwear ( https://www.hlorenzo.com/collections/mens-new-arrivals/outerwear ).

Robin Hood wants his leather jacket back:

I kinda like this one. ;_;

 

[ton312]

I actually don't think the robin hood is that bad...until you hit the yoga strap sleeves

 

[MET]

Those garments are something like from Jodorowsky's sci-fi stories. Might be costumes for dismorphic creatures.

We had Mother's Day brunch at The Baker, The Butcher & The Cappuccino Maker Cafe (high recommend), which happens to be directly across the street from H. Lorenzo. Thus, after brunch, I made my annual pilgrimage to the temple of surreal outerwear ( https://www.hlorenzo.com/collections/mens-new-arrivals/outerwear ).

Robin Hood wants his leather jacket back:

I would shake your hand, but . . .

I would shake your hand in the rain, but . . .

I'll just use auto pilot:

Orange is the New Black:

Carrot camouflage:

When a Tin Hat just isnt' enough, . . .

Singing in the Rain meets Kermit the Frog:

The Wild One circa 2027:

The Wild One circa 2037:

Follow the Yellow Brick Road . . .

If you don't need a trench coat, you can cut this (latex) garment into small pieces and make several prophylactics (or, if you are Tonz, one prophylactic):

Puffer jackets make excellent flotation devices:

Bond . . . Loverboy Bond (Loverboy is the actual name of the designer):

Zippers and buttons are wildly overrated:

At the Copa . . . Copacabana:

Where did I put my keys?

I could continue ad nauseam.

 

[tropicalbob]

I was surprised to see that the "Elvis/Jesus" jacket was sold out but astonished at the number of Hlorenzos that were. Just goes to show where the recent "tax break" money went.