Just when you thought you had seen it all . . . (Warning: Not for the fainthearted)

[Monitor]

But I'd really love to be this skinny...

 

[Americanaaa Mark]

I get excited every time I see this thread bumped.

 

[GHT]

But I'd really love to be this skinny...

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.

 

[Jägernaut]

I threw up a little.

 

[ProteinNerd]

Only a little?

 

[rocketeer]

The airbags in the shoulders have failed to go off

 

[Stand By]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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I'm laughing out loud here!!! Thanks for that!! What a good way to start a day with a good belly laugh. Thank you.
I love this thread.

 

[ton312]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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[Monitor]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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Only in black.

 

[dubpynchon]

I've gone blind...

I'm trying to think of a practical use for those arm pads but nothing comes to mind... maybe if you were lying on your side and needed to lift yourself up... no, that's not it...

 

[El Marro]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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I'm going to have to recommend that they work with Thurston Brothers to improve the fit. Personally I think they need to add 1" to the body length. Sleeves and shoulders are perfect!

 

[Stand By]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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I dunno, I just can't get past the lipstick. It's a terrible shade on him.

 

[Superfluous]

 

[scottyrocks]

What da fu. . .?!?!

 

[ProteinNerd]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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I didn't know they were making the Rocky Horror Picture Show 2...

 

[Siggmund]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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This is hysterical! Maybe it provides flotation if you fall overboard or functions like an airbag if you're in a car wreck. Or maybe it contains vodka in case of, well, anything.

 

[shadowrider]

Looks like his head just hatched out of the "jacket".

 

[Stand By]

You just want to be skinny so that you can wear this, come on, own up.
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Imagine him walking out of the door to head down town and his dad saying "Hold it! You are not going out looking like that! .... you forgot your meat helmet! You should always wear a hat when you're outdoors. That was lucky. You were almost improperly dressed there, lad."

 

[ton312]

 

[red devil]

I am just wondering what fueled this design...