dr greg
One Too Many
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I keep my prize hats in an airtight cupboard with mothballs, yet today I found that bloody moths had got in and, did they eat my Akubras? No they went straight to my priceless butter-soft Borsalino, and chewed tracks right across the front at the peak, not the back, Oh No but right there at the front of the hat...unbelievable, Al Swearingen would feel at home around here I can assure you...THERE WAS A BLOODY OPEN JAR OF NAPTHALENE 6 INCHES FROM THE HAT...I am spitting bile.
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