How many of you did hide a new leather jacket purchase from wife?

[Mario]

There are plenty of reasons why I would never ever get married in my life - with the topic of this thread being just one of them. Couldn't bear the whole thing.

 

[wallis]

Not me. My lady just paid for my newest jacket.

 

[ButteMT61]

There are plenty of reasons why I would never ever get married in my life - with the topic of this thread being just one of them. Couldn't bear the whole thing.

Yeah, because a jacket is so much better than a wife...Not.

 

[wallis]

Yeah, because a jacket is so much better than a wife...Not.

:eusa_clap

 

[wild_balls]

Just give me a call!!!

Sometimes it's easier finding the right woman than finding the right jacket. The jacket is easier to get rid of it you don't like it and less expensive than getting rid of the woman!

Joakim...............keep the Vindaloo warmed up.

Regards,
coffee

 

[ButteMT61]

Just give me a call!!!

Vindaloo, leather, beers, and I'm in fellers!

 

[Mario]

Yeah, because a jacket is so much better than a wife...Not.

Oh, truth be told I wasn't actually thinking about jackets. A friend of mine has - and there's no other way to put this - the uncanny ability to collect instruments. Go take a walk with him and you can be sure that someone will offer him his old harmonium or a portuguese guitar or whatever (he also happens to be a very good musician and can play a lot of them). This ability turned into a problem after he married. Most of the time he doesn't even need to pay for these instruments but still his wife is...well, let's say less than enthusiastic about this ability of his so he somehow has to try and sneak them in (difficult with a harmoniums or reed organs!). I've seen some hillariously funny - and dramatic - scenes staged by the two of them. But I certainly wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of her talking-tos. No, sir, I wouldn't.

 

[Seb Lucas]

There are plenty of reasons why I would never ever get married in my life - with the topic of this thread being just one of them. Couldn't bear the whole thing.

I'm with you, Mario.

 

[ButteMT61]

I'm with you, Mario.

Hey, maybe you two...oh, never mind lol

 

[Mario]

I could hear it coming round the bend... :eusa_doh:lol

 

[ButteMT61]

I could hear it coming round the bend... :eusa_doh:lol

In so many words

 

[Seb Lucas]

Hey, maybe you two...oh, never mind lol

Guess I walked into that one... :eusa_clap

 

[nick123]

Hide them from my mom.

 

[Big J]

I just lie about the price.

 

[morrison2951]

Can't do it- she notices all my jackets.

 

[handymike]

Doesn't seem to be a huge problem as long as there are just as many packages going TO the post office as there are coming FROM the post office.

 

[31 Model A]

I've been single since ninety-five and it was after that when I found out that I had enough money to buy one..........or two or three.

 

[mendelboaz]

Can't wait to have to hide my jacket purchases from my wife instead of my mothers... On my 10th jacket already, so any woman who'll start dating me will know the jackets are part of the package.

 

[handymike]

^^^Until you need to clean out the closet to make space for her stuff

 

[mendelboaz]

I'll just hang 'em on the wall as I do now my entire bedroom is packed with leather boots, gloves, jackets. You can imagine what the place smells like