TheDane
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When the shrink asks: "Mr. Jones, do you really believe, you're a Jew?", then you seriously know something is wrong lol
When the shrink asks: "Mr. Jones, do you really believe, you're a Jew?", then you seriously know something is wrong lol
Aaron, you'll have to consider this congregation in the summer...
http://www.asbi.org/cat/about-us
"The Straw hat Shul"
What a story, Eric! You're both famous--and notorious.
A
On two occasions I got the Indiana Jones line. Each from guys wearing
Dodger hats, one backwards...
Unfortunately, couldn't get it larger, she's in the far right of the mural.
Good evening folks. I have not been posting much of late as it has been darn right bitter cold in my area of Minnesota. Today it warmed up to nearly 20'F. A veritable heat wave after below 0'F for a much of a couple of weeks. In any case, wearing a felt hat has been out and I have been wearing a wool or even a synthetic, newsboy cap much of the recent weeks. A couple of hours ago, pitch dark and around 10:00pm, I got back from my coaching gig at the gymnastics gym and started shoveling the accumulated snow at the foot of our driveway in order to get my car in the drive to the garage. Our city plows were working and must have deposited over 24" of snow in the foot of our driveway. Impassable. A heap of snow for me to clear. I opened the trunk and pulled out my shovel (all Minnesotians carry shovels in an emergency kit in their trunk) and started in on the snow. After starting to work up a sweat I was startled to see the flashing lights of the local police pulling up. He called out on his loud speaker for me to put down the shovel and turn into the light. Being startled and a bit intimidated by the local police, flashing flights in tonights very dark evening, I quickly complied. Putting the shovel down, and turning into the light I faced the unknown. It seemed a wait, but I am certain it was not long, the voice on the speaker said, "Thanks you sir. I know you. You the guy with the hat and the curly black dogs." The policeman got out of his warm comfy car and explained that the older lady down the street called in that a "strange guy in a cap "was being very suspicious" in his actions in the street in front of my driveway. The police responded by sending a car to see what was up. I, "the guy with the hat" who walks the curly black dogs, was wearing a cap and not dressed in my usual costume. I had to laugh with the officer who was genuinely in a good humor about the visit. Together we went over to visit my neighbor to re-assure her that all was nearly normal in the neighborhood.
The local officer told me that he and other local police know me from wearing my hats and walking our Port.Water Dogs thru the local area. I was informed that the local police guys like my hats and think they are "sharp and classy." He spoke that his favorite hat is that blue-green one with the bulging ribbons on the side. (?? I think it might be the VS Executive inspired hat.) I thanked him for his duty and courtesy and wished him a good evening.
My wife and I have had a good laugh tonight at my initial discomfort/anxiety and the resolution of my being a suspicious character. You have to know that my 5'3", 130# frame can not qualify me as threatening, but perhaps as suspicious. Although as I am writing this I am pleased to think that our local police know me and think my hats are "sharp and classy." I am a bit taken thinking that our local police speak about me.
Thankfully not suspicious, but "sharp and classy," Eric -
Would he? I don't know too many people who would expect to run into Sir Patrick Stewart on the street dressed as a longshoreman. These days I think they would be equally recognizable, or equally incognito...until they spoke, of course--their distinctive voices would give them away....here is a photo showing sir Ian Mckellen and Sir Patrick Stewart
to me Ian Mckellen would get the least notice...
... I once spooked a little girl in a JCPenny by accident... The set up was is that I was walking around the shop looking for an employee for some help. I was wearing a black suit, red tie and a Jaxon Pinch crown in grey. I noticed she was staring up at me as I was walking by, so I just smile. Adjusted my hat upwards and smiled. Next thing I know, I catch her out of the corner of my eye running away... Something tells me it was less of the hat that spooked her and more of a 6'3" skinny guy wearing a black suit and a red tie.
She though you were The Tall Man.
LOL! Angus Scrimm's Tall Man character in the Phantasm movie franchise is what I thought as I read that.
She though you were The Tall Man.
Thanks for the heads up. We'll be visiting my hometown next week, maybe there's some goings on there.FYI, Google is celebrating Hurston today since it is her 123rd birthday. Check it out, it's a great animation!