Chas
One Too Many
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- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
He's a "philosopher artist." Always a deadly combination.
I guess I am a hoarder, I have a lot of old cars, parts etc rotting away in a collapsing barn. Will one of you kind gentlemen PLEASE come and take this junk off my hands or at least help me carry it all to a dryer place? There are only 2 or 3 dump truck loads of parts left. Thanks.
My best friend's father was a machinist, whose hobby was building exotic vehicles out of Crosleys and Volkswagens -- my friend had her own Crosley-powered go-cart to drive around the yard when she was five. He died twenty-odd years ago, leaving auto parts buried under leaves and mulch all over the property -- everywhere you looked, some kind of car part was poking out of the ground. She'd been trying to sell off what's usable and sell the rest for scrap, but under cover of the night some sleazy characters backed up a truck and basically dug up the property, taking everything they could find.
She still has a pair of living room end tables made out of Volkswagen crankshafts, though. Only ones of their kind in the world, I suspect.