Miss Brill said:None. No interest in collecting them, and I don't need one for protection, because I think if you have time to get a gun, you have to get a baseball bat, hammer, axe, or knife. I have those.
Yeah, but none of those let me deal with the guy from across the room. I don't wanna fight with somebody with more reach/strength than me for possession of a bat...and everyone's bigger than me.
Besides, you can hit a guy with a bat and just make him mad. I don't want mad. Mad makes me sad.
-Viola