dr greg
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KilroyCD said:Dang! I wish my barber offered cold beer! :beer:
On a billboard near my house there is an advertisement for Seagram's Gin that says snip snip. sip sip. and shows a cartoon of a young Black man enjoying a highball whilst getting his hair tended to by a young Black lady as Grand-dad looks on. Hmm, explains a lot of the hairdos I see around my neighborhood.Mike in Seattle said:No doubt illegal here in the U.S. due to federal, state and local liquor ordinances, or if not, completely cost-prohibitive based on the five or six figure deposit required for most liquor licenses.
dr greg said:Twitch, my man, you are missing out on an ancient ritual, I reckon the old-style barber shop is a precious reliquary of male shibboleths, a refuge in these times of rampant cultural feminisation.
I was never one of those kids who hated the shears and the chair, instead I revelled in the tales of boxers long gone, the smell of bay rum and the dog-eared titty magazines that lay in piles below the out-of-date tyre company calendars. Where else would I have heard of Jack Dempsey, Raymond Chandler, Breaker Morant, Young Griffo, etc etc etc.
Even when I grew my hair in the 60's/70's I never turned in disgust and railed against the so called tyranny of the barber, and when maturity prevailed and I returned to a traditional manly haircut, I didn't last long in the 'salons' run by fey 'hairdressers' mincing about to Boy George's repulsive moanings. I hunted out dusty old barber's shops in the side streets where the gentle clack of the scissors and the rustle of antique wrestling periodicals were the only sounds to break the sacred silence.
You never hear the end of complaints about the young fellows of today and their ignorance: I put it down to lack of tonsorial education.
Get a haircut!