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Garrulous T.V. Host Acknowledges Senator

It's my last morning in a rainy L.A. and with a few hours before my flight I thought I'd relate a hopefully amusing anecdote.

Through the offices of Mr. Deckard I was introduced to a rather charming and prepossessing woman out here - indeed, she was the very sort of woman that has the uncanny abillity to jellify the inner workings of every man from cagey to cosmpolitan. She appeared the 1940s Hollywood starlet, and while we sat about a faboulous lounge called 'M' in Downtown L.A. (it could have been a set from a Rock Hudson/Doris Day picture) I told her that while I was in town I wanted to go someplace where I could wear a dinner jacket. Elegant. Quiet. Sophisticated. She agreed to be my guest and set up reservations for the restaurant at The Sunset Towers Hotel.

After a few preliminary disasters on Friday (I realized I had taken the wrong dinner jacket with me from NY (still wearable but a bit snug from a shrinking), and then there was a near car wreck as we pulled into traffic (California drivers!)) we got to the restaurant and the rest of the evening went swimmingly.

The cocktails, service, food, and company were all excellent. There was a piano/bass combo playing mood music in the corner. Even the lighting was perfect, which is something I routinely complain about in restaurants. We can't say that we didn't realize we weren't getting a bit of attention out of the room. The maitre 'd had seated us side by side facing the crowd, and my guest was wearing a stunning black and gold gown of Asian extract, the bit of black netting across her face completing the film noir design. I think I looked fairly presentable, but it did seem to me that from the waiters' comments I was probably the first tuxedo-ed man they had ever served in there. 'I just want to tell you that you and your guest have the whole Rat Pack look,' one of them whispered in my ear. 'I love it.' I thanked him, of course, but this was topped a few minutes later when a familiar face came striding across the room, obviously on its way to the gentlemen's. Before pressing on, a finger was shoved in our faces and in the just-as-familar clipped television tones this man said, 'Best looking couple in the room. Especially you, dear.' He then tapped my guest on her shoulder.

What could we say? We thanked Regis for his compliment and got back to our champagne.

Regards,

Senator Jack
 

katiemakeup

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That's great! Senator Jack mingles with the stars in Hollywood:D Regis knows style when he sees it- he loves Dean Martin... I'm surprised he didn't ask you all to accompany him last night in the Hollywood Christmas parade as co- grand marshalls;)

The restaurant/bar @ The Sunset Towers (I think it used to be the Phoenix?) is a beautiful place! Great views.
 

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.oO(mental note, call Deckard prior to going to LA)

.oO(2nd mental note. get class and style lessons from the Senator prior to calling Deckard prior to going to LA)

:D
 
Seemed to me he did paw her a bit; I certainly had a very Sinatrian excuse to at least slug him in the jaw.

Funny thing about that night, I thought, these people are supposed to be HOLLYWOOD. They're supposed to be larger than life, and here we were, two nobodys from a punk background showing them up. REGIS, PUT ON A TIE!!!

And, yes, Carebear, I can aver that Matt Deckard is THE man in L.A. Everywhere we went, he seemed to own the place.

Regards,

Senator Jack
 
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Conspiricy Theory - LA Style!

Who can forget Regis saying: "Is that your final answer?"

Sen. Jack sounds like you had some fum out in LA. Yes, the drivers are nuts.
Sounds like Matt is the consumate tour guide and co-conspiritor.
 

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Senator Jack said:
And, yes, Carebear, I can aver that Matt Deckard is THE man in L.A. Everywhere we went, he seemed to own the place.

Regards,

Senator Jack
I will attest to that statement also. Matt is a great host and dinner partner. He and Senator Jack made dinner at Trader Vic's that much more special!
I plan to reciprocate the hospitality when Matt Deckard makes it back to NYC.


John in Covina said:
Yes, the drivers are nuts.
My take on LA drivers is they are good drivers but there are too many people. 95% of the people used blinkers when changing lanes. You are lucky to get 5% of New Yorkers to do that. The problem in LA is the volume. There are so many cars on the road and at all hours!! I got the feeling that "rush hour" in LA last for 24 hrs.!
 

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Senator Jack said:
Funny thing about that night, I thought, these people are supposed to be HOLLYWOOD. They're supposed to be larger than life, and here we were, two nobodys from a punk background showing them up. REGIS, PUT ON A TIE!!!
HOLLYWOOD, last I heard, was still in CALIFORNIA...where "nobody above the rank of swimming pool cleaner dresses up." (per PJ O'Rourke).
 

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Senator Jack said:
REGIS, PUT ON A TIE!!!
Do you mean to say Regis does not wear his own line of clothing??:eek:
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I am shocked!
 
Open collar casual for Regis. Have to say, I was paying much more attention to my guest than I was the crowd, but from what I saw, for a four-star restaurant, the clientele were abominably dressed. I recall a sign that said 'dress code' but I didn't read it. Once we were seated, I presumed that code was 'no shirt, no shoes, no service.'

Regards,
SJ
 

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