Shaul-Ike Cohen
One Too Many
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I'll make it short, and let the image speak: the other day, I bought a suit. I took it to Einstein Dry-Cleaners [name changed], and this is how I got it back:
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I just returned it and showed it to the lady there. She turned it back and forth, uttering insightful uh-huhs, then stared at me. I explained and showed her that one lapel was ironed with the crease above the uppermost button, as originally, while the other was newly ironed one button below.
Then I showed her the original crease. After a second round of touching and uh-huhs, she asked me cluelessly "And how do you want it?" I thought I'd surprise her and opted for symmetry. She forced the first button closed, using the original crease, and said something like "That should work, shouldn't it?" I showed her that the new crease bulged and distorted the whole side of the lapel, and grudgingly she accepted to send it back with a note. I just hope the new crease won't show.
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I just returned it and showed it to the lady there. She turned it back and forth, uttering insightful uh-huhs, then stared at me. I explained and showed her that one lapel was ironed with the crease above the uppermost button, as originally, while the other was newly ironed one button below.
Then I showed her the original crease. After a second round of touching and uh-huhs, she asked me cluelessly "And how do you want it?" I thought I'd surprise her and opted for symmetry. She forced the first button closed, using the original crease, and said something like "That should work, shouldn't it?" I showed her that the new crease bulged and distorted the whole side of the lapel, and grudgingly she accepted to send it back with a note. I just hope the new crease won't show.
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