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Then eventually move in together and argue about whose turn it is to take out the garbage.
It's your turn
Then eventually move in together and argue about whose turn it is to take out the garbage.
Well, I want to be that old eventually, just not old like that
Wow, I never had that issue, I was more cleaver than that...I used my neighbors trash can and called it a day!That's usually when you have to get the big Hefty bags and larger recepticals, so you decide to split it with them on pay day. She wants the Hello Kitty one. He wants the black Rubbermaid one that's more economic. He caves in cause he doesn't want to argue.
I like to play hard to get; no sex until the fifth or sixth date at the earliest. Oh, there will be kissing and petting well before then but they ain't gettin' any until they beg.
That's usually when you have to get the big Hefty bags and larger recepticals, so you decide to split it with them on pay day. She wants the Hello Kitty one. He wants the black Rubbermaid one that's more economic. He caves in cause he doesn't want to argue.
Somehow I knew that's how you were.I like to play hard to get; no sex until the fifth or sixth date at the earliest. Oh, there will be kissing and petting well before then but they ain't gettin' any until they beg.
I some how picture you in a study surrounded with high book shelves, a fire place going, a pipe in a tray near and end table, a roaring fire, and while wearing a formal suit, requesting the girl you are with, to, "give it her best shot"!
Hello Kitty trash bags??
Somehow I knew that's how you were.
:rofl:
That's usually when you have to get the big Hefty bags and larger recepticals, so you decide to split it with them on pay day. She wants the Hello Kitty one. He wants the black Rubbermaid one that's more economic. He caves in cause he doesn't want to argue.
I like to play hard to get; no sex until the fifth or sixth date at the earliest. Oh, there will be kissing and petting well before then but they ain't gettin' any until they beg.
it's getting a little raunchy in here isn't it? Not quite the "posting style of The Fedora Lounge" is it? Or is it?
You're already doing PG-13 and now stepping into R territory.
Tell us, anything to do at all with "hello kitty"?I take out the trash.
lolTease
I agree too! I appreciate the effort no matter what, but I'd rather have hand picked flowersYes, good advice, a small posy of flowers is always nice, or some that you have stolen from the neighbours garden on your way to the date. (Ahem). Seriously, a small posy that is not going to cause too much hassle for the lady to carry, or take too much space if she puts it down on a bar or table, is always welcomed and thoughtful.
I second the cooking thing too, nothing nicer than seeing a chap manhandling a bit of Le Crueset in the kitchen.
You're a good man ScottyI take out the trash.