Excessive posting? ... Interesting.....

[Tomasso]

a mix of butter and lard

That's the best. It's amazing how much that touch of pig adds.:essen:

 

[jamespowers]

It's a matter of opinion

Butter is lighter and flakier.

 

[rue]

That's the best. It's amazing how much that touch of pig adds.:essen:

That's one way of putting it lol

Butter is lighter and flakier.

whatever

 

[Justin B]

Butter is lighter and flakier.

So is most of the crowd here.

 

[jamespowers]

So is most of the crowd here.

:rofl:
and

 

[rue]

So is most of the crowd here.

lol

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

So is most of the crowd here.

:wave: I'm here! :wave:
...heh heh

And it's also... POST #2,300

arty: :thumb:

"I thank God for my humility"
...Richard Gloucester, Richard III

 

[C-dot]

(Hungry yet C-dot?)

Yeah... Pretty badly.

Hitch along with Mae on the way to pick up Hoosier, and bring the pecan pie and cool whip. I'll set the table


Rant: So this kid comes and knocks on my door (we're having a provincial election next week), and I'd just washed my make-up off. He says "Hello, are your parents home?":mmph: I told him no.

Just last week, a charity canvasser called me up and said she was looking for "the adult of the house." I replied "Sorry, no, I'm the eight-year old and my mommy isn't home yet." I felt like a grumpy old man, but it was worth it.

(It must run in the family, for when my dad was 28 and had bought his own house, a salesman came to the door and asked if his parents were home lol)

 

[jamespowers]

Yeah... Pretty badly.

Hitch along with Mae on the way to pick up Hoosier, and bring the pecan pie and cool whip. I'll set the table


Rant: So this kid comes and knocks on my door (we're having a provincial election next week), and I'd just washed my make-up off. He says "Hello, are your parents home?":mmph: I told him no.

Clearly he is blind so make sure you don't vote for him.

 

[rue]

:wave: I'm here! :wave:
...heh heh

And it's also... POST #2,300

arty: :thumb:

"I thank God for my humility"
...Richard Gloucester, Richard III

lol

Yeah... Pretty badly.

Hitch along with Mae on the way to pick up Hoosier, and bring the pecan pie and cool whip. I'll set the table


Rant: So this kid comes and knocks on my door (we're having a provincial election next week), and I'd just washed my make-up off. He says "Hello, are your parents home?":mmph: I told him no.

I know right now it doesn't make you happy, but when they stop asking, you'll miss it.... trust me

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Good News: They finally stopped carding you
Bad News: They finally stopped carding you

Just last week, a charity canvasser called me up and said she was looking for "the adult of the house." I replied "Sorry, no, I'm the eight-year old and my mommy isn't home yet." I felt like a grumpy old man, but it was worth it.

:rofl: :thumb:

In a not too proud moment of my life I worked as a telemarketer (over 20 years ago). One evening I thought I made a sale but then the verifier came and crossed it out because it turned out that I was talking to an eleven-year-old kid who had a deep voice. This kid sounded like he was thirty!

 

[Tomasso]

I know right now it doesn't make you happy, but when they stop asking, you'll miss it.... trust me

Yep, the first Sir/Ma'am stings a lot worse.

 

[C-dot]

I know right now it doesn't make you happy, but when they stop asking, you'll miss it.... trust me

I wonder lol Right now, the urge was to wave my tenancy agreement in his face and yell "MY PLACE!!"

Good News: They finally stopped carding you
Bad News: They finally stopped carding you

I would have gladly wished for that after I turned 19 and ordered a screwdriver at a restaurant up north, and the snotty waitress said to me "Oh, you just became of age. You're probably drinking all the time now." :eusa_doh:

 

[jamespowers]

Just last week, a charity canvasser called me up and said she was looking for "the adult of the house." I replied "Sorry, no, I'm the eight-year old and my mommy isn't home yet." I felt like a grumpy old man, but it was worth it.

(It must run in the family, for when my dad was 28 and had bought his own house, a salesman came to the door and asked if his parents were home lol)

My wife gets people coming to the door all the time. If she makes a mistake and they ask for the owner she does a nice "ownah not home." They usually don't want to push it any further.

 

[C-dot]

:rofl: :thumb:

In a not too proud moment of my life I worked as a telemarketer (over 20 years ago). One evening I thought I made a sale but then the verifier came and crossed it out because it turned out that I was talking to an eleven-year-old kid who had a deep voice. This kid sounded like he was thirty!

Maybe they fed him hormones for breakfast for that purpose lol

My wife gets people coming to the door all the time. If she makes a mistake and they ask for the owner she does a nice "ownah not home." They usually don't want to push it any further.

Brilliant! I don't get any other door callers other than in an election 'cause I live in a triplex, but if I'm keeping that one in mind if I ever own my own house.

My brother and I once staged a drunken domestic for a telemarketer. They shrieked and hung up. Terrible people we are...

 

[jamespowers]

My brother and I once staged a drunken domestic for a telemarketer. They shrieked and hung up. Terrible people we are...

You should have heard what a friend of mine's brother did to the door to door religious sorts.

 

[C-dot]

You should have heard what a friend of mine's brother did to the door to door religious sorts.

I'm slightly fearful of asking lol My brother usually tells them he is an Anti-Cosmic Satanist.

 

[jamespowers]

I'm slightly fearful of asking lol My brother usually tells them he is an Anti-Cosmic Satanist.

Close. He opened the door and the guy went into his talk. He looked at the guy with a wierd look and said: "We don't believe in God! We believe in Satan!" Then he slammed the door on the guys. You should have seen them going back up the walkway---looking back and wondering.......

 

[LoveMyHats2]

Yes but I was thinking more like:

I sure do wish right now, I could post my hot dog picture....(sigh)....hahahah! woooooot! lol!

 

[LoveMyHats2]

Yeah... Pretty badly.

Hitch along with Mae on the way to pick up Hoosier, and bring the pecan pie and cool whip. I'll set the table


Rant: So this kid comes and knocks on my door (we're having a provincial election next week), and I'd just washed my make-up off. He says "Hello, are your parents home?":mmph: I told him no.

Just last week, a charity canvasser called me up and said she was looking for "the adult of the house." I replied "Sorry, no, I'm the eight-year old and my mommy isn't home yet." I felt like a grumpy old man, but it was worth it.

(It must run in the family, for when my dad was 28 and had bought his own house, a salesman came to the door and asked if his parents were home lol)

Excellent response to anyone not welcome to the door, If you come in, I do have five dogs, one is a Doberman that really dislikes strangers and does bite, now, as you were asking?......